Imitation Big Mac

The sexual activity of smearing ketchup,big mac sauce or mustard on the reciepient's ass cheeks until getting desired distribution. Then the ass is eaten by the other person involved in the Big Mac. Additonally, the ass cheeks can be licked off as well.

This position is also known as "The Don Gorske

Her ass was looking so thick dude, I had now choice than to give it the Imitation Big Mac.

by AN0SEater March 19, 2020

indictation

n. when one makes a demand in the form of a suggestion. "Indictate" is a portmanteau of "indicate" and "dictate."

Dad: I was thinking, bud, that maybe you should get onto finding a job soon.

Son: Thanks for the friendly indictation, pop!

by A J D Jones February 2, 2008

Conditional Invitation

When someone is invited to a social event on the condition that they don't come. Usually done to make sure someone knows that you don't want them there, rather then that you simply forgot to invite them.

'You can come out djanning with us on one condition, you don't come.'

-Textbook example of the conditional invitation

by robertstapelsmum October 19, 2009

Invitational

An event or gathering restricted to invited participants

Adj

"an invitational tournament"

by Gingerbreadman March 19, 2005

invitatious

adj. someone offering an invitation, someone issuing many invitations, being gracious about inviting

We decided to be invitatious and invite my "boyfriend" to the fair.

by crazycold September 8, 2005

illegitimate invitation

Issuing an invitation which the other person can't accept, in the hope that you get credit for asking but don't have to follow through.

J. "Wanna go to dinner?"
N. "You know I gotta babysit my sister's 4 kids! That's an illegitimate invitation!"

by wordgrl August 5, 2008

sailor's invitation

“Sailor’s invitation” The sailors come on to shore to a new port and have a good time with the locals. As they’re boat starts leaving the dock the next day, they yell to the locals “join us! Come!”… they do not actually intend on anyone to act upon the invitation. They were just being polite. A sailor’s invitation is a false invitation, it’s a polite way of saying goodbye and also hope or expect that the receiver doesn’t act upon.

They told me to come but it was a sailor's invitation.

Sailor’s invitation: Messi and the Argentinians attend Salt Bae’s Restaurant… they have such a good time, they tell Salt Bae to join them at the World Cup. Salt Bae did not realize it was a sailor’s invitation … sailor’s invitation

by Big Z Dawg December 22, 2022