I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

Shit in my fuck bag

To downplay one's accomplisments.

Don't shit in my fuck bag cause you are jealous, Mia

by Pizza Billy Johnson December 6, 2010

liquid in my meat bag

You yell this at your girl while you guys are fucking.

Dug- The liquid in my meat bag is about to explode!

Teresa- Oh yes baby, let it go!!!

by MamaTitty November 30, 2016

Pogger's in my Valentino white bag

Two memes that should never go together, like who tf mixed those memes, it's Time for them to get in the forever box

Me: I have pogger's in my Valentino white bag

Friend: you wanna run that by me again

by anonymous December 29, 2020

I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.

Johnny: I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

by Ohhhhhhj December 4, 2019

Put My Dick in a Bag of Doritos

When your girl wanna get freaky so you stick your dick into a bag of doritos and let your bitch suck the dust of the tip

" Babe I'm feeling a bit peckish" " what you want bella ? " " Got any chips ? " " Ahh I could put my dick in a bag of doritos and you could suck the dust of the tip ?"

by A$AP Fatty September 22, 2020

Bagel In My Wagel

When you have a bagel hidden in your pocket.

Friend 1: Hey man, I'm hungry!
Friend 2: I have a Bagel In My Wagel!
Friend 1: You're my hero!

by Kelloismyname December 11, 2010