as if im going to let you use my tractor

only the best vine ever to exist

Truck: "as if im going to let you use my tractor."

as if im going to let you use my tractor by Arsenic sawax October 8, 2018

Im the new guy who just raped your dog and im going to lose my dick when im doing it 

Luka

Im the new guy who just raped your dog and im going to lose my dick when im doing it, my name is luka

Im the new guy who just raped your dog and im going to lose my dick when im doing it by Fanypack April 3, 2017

Bro im going to fix my vr

Term typically used by gay teens meaning to get their butts stuffed.

Bro im going to fix my vr with my friend

Bro im going to fix my vr by Bro my vr November 21, 2020

nope. not today im going back to bed. 

having to get up and socialize but wanting to go back to bed, choosing not to socialize.

person 1: "yo dude!"

person 2: "nope. not today im going back to bed."

person 1: "oh- okay then-"

nope. not today im going back to bed. by meadow_spirittt November 6, 2023

i'm going to get the milk! 

The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.

Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!

i'm going to get the milk! by SoNotTaylor December 3, 2020

I’m going to buy milk 

It’s when your father don’t want to be in the family no more and he say im going to buy milk

He’s going to the store years later

Dad:I’m going to buy milk

Mom:but there is already milk here
Dad:we need more
*he leaves

*17 YEARS LATER

dad:I’m back from the store

I’m going to buy milk by cállate February 16, 2021

I’m going to shit yourself 

A terrifying phrase of death that makes no sense but does make sense

Murderer in dream: chasing me
Me: turns dream to lucid dream
Me to Murderer: I’m going to shit yourself

I’m going to shit yourself by Rayaster July 8, 2021