National ignore your friend day

You can’t speak to your best friend

Friend: hey
Me: ... It’s national ignore your friend day

by Beepboopbob October 22, 2019

ignore button

A difficult procedure that involves right clicking someone's screenname, proceeded by selecting the IGNORE option.

The only true feature that AOL can boast about is its ignore button.

by sux0r October 9, 2003

ignoredom

The state of being ignored. When you have been ignored so long you can not take it anymore.

My fb hasn't talked to me in a week. I'm dying of ignoredom.

by loserface April 24, 2006

Ignore

The most simple and effective way to let somebody know you meant to not talk to them, call on their birthday, acknowledge them in public or admit to yourself you know them. To go against the grain of all the people who contribute to their sphere of attention and attention seeking and their self image of a good, upstanding person or whatever the fuck their concern is with the public eye watching.

Don't ignore me I'm scared I won't be around one day and nobody will give a fuck what if they all end up celebrating me not being around anymore awwww how horrible.

by Solid Mantis October 26, 2016

Enjoy & Ignore

the act of enjoying content on facebook, twitter etc without 'liking' or adding anything to the conversation

what makes people post all their private thoughts on Facebook & Twitter? Not me! I'm a social voyeur - happy to enjoy & ignore - no ways in hell would I ever post anything!

by Peter Greenwall June 11, 2011

Ignore the plant

What you say when you're about to fuck/make-out with someone while a vegetable(person) or someone with the brain capacity of a vegetable is in a nearby room or in the room.

Girl: are we gonna fuck.
Girl 2: yes, now shhhh, ignore the plant.

by suchabigdildo August 18, 2012

ignormous

adjective
1. describing ignorance on a very large scale

2. describing a large ignorant person

Related forms
ignormously, adverb
ingnormoussness, noun

origin: Greek

1. Keegan made an ignormas comment on the sexuality most large cats.
2. Jonny, a dull heavy set business man, has been known to be ignormous.

by ignormous_me August 29, 2016