A contagious form of disease making someone choke in big sports games. It often goes through multiple hosts and a host can keep it and pass it on or pass it on and be relieved of it. It started with matt ryan hence the name who formed the disease in his body during the superbowl. He passed it to Tom Brady who showed signs in a bucs vs bengals game in week 15 of the 2022-2023 nfl season. As kirk cousins showed ryan still contains the virus to this day.
Zach wilson got a vicious case of matt ryan-itus associated with the jets so they needed to bring mike white in. However the virus passed to the rangers and required sauce gardner to clense it. It must've been floating in the afc east when brady was contagious after the superbowl. Even Josh Allen had a few cases.
by Necrozma Beam December 19, 2022
Get the matt ryan-itus mug.The disease of becoming a ho. Many women go through this stage at some point in their lives. Most likely after they've been ravaged by a man and find out they love the penis, giving head, sex; or all of the above. After the full syndrome kicks in, it may subside, but the virus will never fully disappear, although the ho-ish tentions may subdue, they will never completely go away, much like any other virus.
You better watch out for your sister before she comes down with ho-itus.
I banged the shit out of that chick, and now she loves the cock. I guess I cause the ho-itus.
I banged the shit out of that chick, and now she loves the cock. I guess I cause the ho-itus.
by C Dizzy. September 13, 2008
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Get the IOTUS mug.fifa-itus is the most common infection caught when the worlds most popular football game comes out every year. more common in the male species, it can be passed onto females should they be any good on an x-box or ps3 (other consoles are available)
i can't come into work today, i have fifa-itus
sex? not tonight love. i think my fifa-itus is kicking in
i've caught fifa-itus in my thumbs
sex? not tonight love. i think my fifa-itus is kicking in
i've caught fifa-itus in my thumbs
by dar-sha September 29, 2012
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Get the bull crap-itus mug.A acronym used to show complete superiority over another person. The acronym stands for
I-I
C-can
T-take
U-you
This "phrase" can be used in conjunction with various subjects. A subject being anything that you can be better than someone at. The u in ictu can be replaced with a name for a specific reference. If the u is replaced the name must be written out and cannot be put as part of the acronym.
I-I
C-can
T-take
U-you
This "phrase" can be used in conjunction with various subjects. A subject being anything that you can be better than someone at. The u in ictu can be replaced with a name for a specific reference. If the u is replaced the name must be written out and cannot be put as part of the acronym.
"you suck, ictu" (normal use)
"ictu at halo" or "ictu@halo" (Reference to something specific)
"ictu@anything"
"ictmax@halo" (use of a name in acronym)
"ictu at halo" or "ictu@halo" (Reference to something specific)
"ictu@anything"
"ictmax@halo" (use of a name in acronym)
by Macka_cheif March 17, 2009
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