Iranian National Republic Day

Day of the year when Iranians come together to celebrate (read 'grieve') the establishment of the Republic, appropriately on April Fool's Day. (Seriously)

Iranian 1: Dude, today's the Iranian National Republic Day.
Iranian 2: Cool, let's go out and celebrate our freedom and democracy!
Iranian 1: Lemme see if the government is shooting at people first.

by URNN January 2, 2010

Iranium

An element that, when enriched, can be used to produce nuclear weapons capable of wiping Israel off the map.

Uran is enriching Iranium passed levels required for fuel.

by Information Express May 2, 2006

Iranium

A nuclear substance used exclusively for peaceful purposes.

Middle eastern countries seek to acquire Iranium to build a peaceful nuclear industry to supply light and heat for their people.

by Plutonium Pete January 26, 2008

Iranian Cat

One of the best breeds of cats in the world. They are very expensive.

I just bought an Iranian Cat.

by Johny_Jewish January 18, 2008

Iranian Cluster Fuck

A sexual indulgence not at all involving the Iranian people or its beliefs. The act entails dousing oneself in plutonium and masturbatory fluids while religiously praising the glory of our Dear Leader, Kim Jong-un. Afterwards, the individual must sneak through the Chinese border--Seppuku must take place if the individual in question is already within the nation of China--and continue to obtain nuclear launch codes on which he/she will smuggle into Iran via the anus so that a large group of security guards will have to manually retrieve the said object with their hands. This is done solely for the pleasure of the individual.

Guy 1: Shit, brah. I got so zobbled last night that I participated in an Iranian Cluster Fuck with that mentally crippled cousin I told you about.

Guy 2: The Holocaust was a lie, bro.

by Kiki Reeves August 2, 2012

Iranian General

The act of loudly ejaculating in a urinal at a shitty restaurant in a bad neighborhood to show off your flex.

I went into waffle house to pull an Iranian General, but Trump pretty well beat me to it in real life.

by Nb68 January 3, 2020

iranian eye goggles

The act of placing a single nut on each eyelid of the victim

Dude last night I gave Jenny Iranian eye goggles and she couldn't see for two hours.

by Joemom12 February 12, 2014