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Iranium-235

enriched uranium developed for weapons on the QT, while the world is told that it is meant exclusively for reactor use
You know they’re producing Iranium-235 when, even though it will mean sanctions against them, they still won’t let I.A.E.A. inspectors have a look.

iranian ski goggles 

When you place your Persian nut sack gently into the eye sockets of your girl.
Ben - Hey Harold, I gave my girl Iranian Ski Goggles last night.
Harold - Ben, you're my Ayatollah!
A pretty smart girl, you could always count on her. She always makes everyone smile and likes to have fun, and to laugh. Has a great ass and is sexxyy.
Look at the new girl irania she has a big booty
Irania by Pretty af December 12, 2016

Iranian Milk Jugs 

A Farsi girl with incredible, surgically-enhanced breasts.
The Ayatollah could not keep his eyes off the young woman's Iranian Milk Jugs
Iranian Milk Jugs by burnsiedotcom November 30, 2010

Iranian tobacco 

A codename used to describe marijuana when around people you want to hide usage from (i.e. family, law enforcement).
Person 1: "Today is the worst, I can't wait to get out of work. I need to get high."

Person 2: "I have some Iranian tobacco left, I'll bring it over. We can both book a flight."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Are you alright? Your eyes are red."

Person 2: "Oh yeah I'm fine, I'm just deep in Iran."
Iranian tobacco by Tenth Doctor November 29, 2018

iranian powerdrill 

first find a willing camel. they procede to put your whole arm up its anus for a minute
"whats that on your arm?"
"i just gave a camel a iranian powerdrill now i have a STD.
"that sucks"
iranian powerdrill by ccc12345 August 29, 2012