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Institutional Incompetence

How ever much money, time & training, large government departments and publicly run local bodies etc cannot get anything right.
For two weeks bad weather is forecast, 4 inches of snow falls, the country is ground to a halt, closed airports, railways, roads & schools, caused by institutional incompetence.
by Elle Kaye March 22, 2011
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incomputerado

Being without a computer or an internet connection, being unconnected to the electronic world.
When I go on vaccation, I leave my computer at home, I go completely incomputerado.
by Sheila Boltuch January 10, 2008
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incompetiant

Criticizing someone ironically for being bad at their job by being so incompetent that you can't even spell the word correctly.
I would be ashamed to show my face in public if I were as incompetiant as Eric Trump.
by web007 July 14, 2020
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income tax

A an immoral & corrupt system used to enslave the working population of a given state or nation. Any nation with an income tax is not truly a free country, because it requires that a substantial percentage of your income goes to the government without your consent.

If a citizen refuses to pay this tax, they will often be arrested at point of gun, and put in jail - making it a true definition of slavery.
Slavery still exists in America today. It has just taken on the form of the oppressive income tax.
by Jimmy F. March 28, 2007
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Incompletely

When your shlong is inside of a vagina totally. It is when you are in far enough that your balls are touching her asshole.
When my balls were slapping her ass, I was "incompletely."
by KyleKong July 19, 2010
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incommunicaditus

Incommunicaditus is a virus that begins with the inability to contact your friends, leading to feelings of anger, frustration and confusion. Early Symptoms are phantom vibrating near the pocket where the cell phone normally resides, yelling at and sometimes hitting broken communication devices, and anti-social behavior since they are unaware of that weekend's plans. The subject may eventually begin talking to themselves and wandering around campus in hopes that they will just run into someone they know. Eventually, if the case is not dealt with, the infected's head will figuratively explode from boredom. Incommunicaditus infects approximately 3 Students on any college campus on any given weekend. It can be set off by either the crashing of a computer or the loss/breaking of a cellphone.
Bill: You, know. I haven't seen chelsea in a few days...
Kelly: Well, she dropped her phone in a toilet on thursday night, so now she has incommunicaditus.
by sinthellina March 30, 2008
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Incompe-twat

Root Words: Incompetant & Twat. Someone operating on an less than desirable mental functioning status, who also happens to be offensive.
When George Bush Jr made fun of a reporter for wearing sunglasses, only later to realize that reporter was blind. What an Incompe-twat.
by AmPm May 2, 2009
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