A residual, hard piece of fecal matter that remains lodged in the rectum after taking a dump. It causes severe itching, but rarely pain. The only remedy is to dump again or remove it with a finger.
I took a dump after eating peanuts and I had an irritaint that I couldn't reach until I got in up to the third knuckle. If you are wondering, yes, it was a peanut.
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Irritable Project Syndrome (IPS)
Occurs when most members of a project team get extremely crabby and short-tempered due to shifting deadlines, impossible deliverables, inadequate resources, or insurmountable constraints. Symptoms include snarky comments, mean emails, shouting matches, escalations, increased absenteeism, sleeplessness, and catatonic withdrawal. Treatment can include alcohol, complaining/venting to your peers, turning off electronic devices, long vacations, and no longer giving a damn.
Occurs when most members of a project team get extremely crabby and short-tempered due to shifting deadlines, impossible deliverables, inadequate resources, or insurmountable constraints. Symptoms include snarky comments, mean emails, shouting matches, escalations, increased absenteeism, sleeplessness, and catatonic withdrawal. Treatment can include alcohol, complaining/venting to your peers, turning off electronic devices, long vacations, and no longer giving a damn.
"Angel, I don't know how to tell you this, but I believe you suffer from Irritable Project Syndrome. But you don't have to suffer alone. "
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Get the Irritating Cunt mug.IBS or irritable Biden syndrome affects the carrier with a complete lack of bowel control. Folks literally can’t stop sh@tting themselves over the fact that Joe Biden is president.
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Irkitate: strongly feeling irked and irritated simultaneously
to Irkitate one: the action of strongly irking and irritating one
Varying forms of the word
Irkitated, Irkitating, Irkitater, Irkitator, Irkitatee, Irkitates
Irkitater vs. Irkitator: Irkitator is one who is more provoking upon a victim , 2 people involved in scenario, whereas an Irkitater is simply one who irkitates
Irkitate: strongly feeling irked and irritated simultaneously
to Irkitate one: the action of strongly irking and irritating one
Varying forms of the word
Irkitated, Irkitating, Irkitater, Irkitator, Irkitatee, Irkitates
Irkitater vs. Irkitator: Irkitator is one who is more provoking upon a victim , 2 people involved in scenario, whereas an Irkitater is simply one who irkitates
ex:
If you irkitate me I'm just going to leave.
I was so irkitated I couldn't get my coffee today!!
AHH THIS BROKEN SHOELACE IS IRKITATING ME!
I find myself often being the irkitator, rather than the irkitatee
If you irkitate me I'm just going to leave.
I was so irkitated I couldn't get my coffee today!!
AHH THIS BROKEN SHOELACE IS IRKITATING ME!
I find myself often being the irkitator, rather than the irkitatee
by Kazzer02 March 22, 2007
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