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large intestine

And then we move to the large intestine, whose job is to turn chyme into fecal matter.
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Intestinal Shit Weasel

the lowest form of humanity, a bottom-feeder, a loser, a person with no morals or scruples
that used car salesman lied to me an tried to rip me off..he is an intestinal shit weasel
by bruce21b August 22, 2012
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Head-phone Intestines

when you stick your headphones in your poket and they somehow manage to get all fuck-tangled in your poket, making them resemble intestines
Jake: Let's listen to Job For A Cowboy!

Tom: well i would if my headphones weren't all Head-phone Intestines
by Rockandrolljunkiie February 24, 2009
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I will fill your intestines with bees

you fucking know ok if you've ever eaten seafood you know
David: I will fill your intestines with bees
Chad: *crying*
by bees! March 16, 2020
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Sheep intestine rewind

when a sheep's intestines dance to the groove
oh yea girl! hit that sheep intestine rewind
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
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Intestinalism

An implemented form of government involving a daily gathering where party members use a GIANT 3D Printed stethoscope to listen to the collective belly of the earth thus revealing gurgling mystery which bubble deep within the subconscious mind of all humanity and thereby forming consensus decisions based on gut instincts.
The advent of intestinalism from the 1960s is more profuse today than ever before. As we approach the colon of societies collective amoeba, We Face some of the most diabolical probiotic culturals yet and even the dead corpses of yesterday still have yet to ferment in the deep bubbling sulfurous abyss of shreks 4th stomach
by Suburban Cicada 420 May 25, 2018
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Intestinal Kazcynsky

The act of mailing human fecal matter, typically your own, to an ideological, athletic, or political opponent.
"Hey Tobias, did you hear that the GOP Office in Downtown got an Intestinal Kazcynsky?"
"No, what the fuck does that mean?"
by PulcherGyst May 11, 2022
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