intel uhd

shitty intel graphics that will have you at 30 fps 480 max

yo wanna play video games after schoool
nah bruh i got intel uhd that shit gone be laggy af

by ricardo stevenson August 21, 2022

Intel Core i9-9980xe

A CPU that spoiled millionaire lottery winners buy once every month because they overclock it too much and burn it.

Lotto Winner: I JUST WON 20 MILLION DOLLARS, IMA GONNA GO BUY 20 Intel Core i9-9980xe FOR MY PC JUST CUZ I CAN.
i5 Gamer: Bruh ur gonna burn through that money in less than a year.

by SmokeWeedEveryday123 March 20, 2019

Intel Security

Formally known as McAfee Antivirus, Intel Security boasts little to no improvement over it's predecessor. The overall difference between McAfee Antivirus and Intel Security is that Intel Security will be hardware integrated, which means that the only way to be rid of this horrid piece of software is to avoid purchasing products with Intel chipsets.

"McAfee in hardware... This can't be good." - Mike (not Cox) of ZDNet.com

As Intel Security is merely an attempt to rebrand McAfee Antivirus after Intel's breathtaking $7.7 billion dollar acquisition of the company, see McAfee

by TheMightyTitan January 9, 2014

Intel HD

Sorry dude, I'm not compatible with 80% of games made after 2014. Buy an AMD PC or die

Bill: my Intel HD graphics cant run NFS: The Run. What should i do?
Elorm: sorry dude, buy AMD or die.

by elhacka May 20, 2015

intel inside

...idiot outside

by microshit July 17, 2003

Intel Core i5 6600K

An outdated, garbage cpu that 9 year olds tell their parents to buy for their shitty rgb barfing rig.

"ThE iNTeL cOre i5 6600K Is tHe uLTimAte PrOCesSor"

by The MGV May 23, 2020

intel core 2 duo

The newest member of the Intel processor family. Codenamed "Conroe", it was quite possibly the most anticipated processor launch in history. Core 2 Duo marks the retirement of the "Pentium" brand that has been Intel's flagship brand since 1993, and the streamlining of Intel's desktop and mobile product lines. Based on a hybrid Pentium M/Pentium 4 architecture, Core 2 Duo and its adherent, the Core 2 Extreme are both dual-core processors that use approximately 40% less power than the Pentium D, and run much cooler than their predecessors. Benchmarks from various enthusiast review sites have shown the Core 2 Duo/Extreme's performance surpasses that of AMD's high-performance chip, the FX-62. All Core 2 Duo/Extreme processors run on a 1066 Mhz front side bus, have 4 MBs of L2 Cache (the exception being the E6300 and E6400 models, which feature 2MBs of L2 Cache), and use the LGA775 socket already in use by the Pentium 4/D/Extreme. With a quad-core iteration of the Core 2 Duo on the horizon, codenamed Kentsfield, to be released at the end of this year, the future is looking pretty bright for Intel.

I have an Intel Core 2 Duo E6700 that will make your FX-62 cry.

by Get pwned. August 30, 2006