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how do you like your eggs in the morning

scrambled if not your are officially gay
how do you like your eggs in the morning?
oh boiled ok so your gay and that's ok honey.

wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy. 

The start of a horrible song.
Ke$ha: wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.
me: turns off the crap,

Thief in the morning dew 

1) Missing a putt on the golf course, due mainly to the slower speed of the greens when playing very early in the morning.

2) Convincing your partner to get in a morning quickie.
1) Thief in the morning dew

Derek - "Wow, that was a slow putt...you really should have made that one."

Michael - "I know...I definitely got theifed in the morning dew."

2) Thief in the morning dew

Patrick - "Hey buddy, you're looking pretty happy today....did you theif one in the morning dew?"

Travis - "Ya man, it's the best way to start the day."

Cindy In The Morning 

Bringer of no sleep, sadness, pledges, and announcements
Man, i almost fell alseep in class my cindy in the morning was so loud she woke me up

boned in the morning 

something chaswey's fans were saying during a live stream
viewer: i was boned in the morning

Cody In the Morning 

"you shouldve seen cody in the morning"