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idaho hot potato

The sexual act of baking a potato in the oven until it is completely cooked, inserting it into a vagina, while the male covers his penis with butter and salt. The couple then has sex, mashing the potato. After sex the couple can 69 and have a snack as well. T.L. 2K16
Awe man, T.L. totally did the Idaho hot potato with my girlfriend again.
by T.l.710 September 23, 2016
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Idaho!

A State in the Northwest often mistaken for a State in the Midwest called Iowa.

Most people think Idaho is a land full of ignorant backwards morons .. And that's exactly what we want people to think...

As a matter if fact... It is a backwards, boring. Inconsequential place that you should have absolutely no interest in visiting ever, or even passing through...

As a matter if fact, if you or your family is not from here, please just stay away... We are all boring and backwards and we like it.., just move along folks, nothing to see in Idaho, no, really, get lost, go away, we've already got enough Californians moving over here and gentrification- ing up the place... Please, where ever you are from.., just stay there, and please, let us Idahoans have our awful state all to ourselves.. Whatever good you heard about all of Idaho..., do not believe it.. All we have is potatoes, really, honest, nothing but potatoes, nothing to see here folks.. Just keep driving, that's it, go back to where you came from... I said GO!!!!
I was gonna go through Idaho, but I already had potatoes and they are boring souvenirs, so I bypassed it...

Yes!!! That is right people, nothing here but potatoes, so please just keep on driving.
Do not stop in Idaho!
by Sissityray October 21, 2015
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Idaho tuxedo

A set of insulated Carhartt bib overalls and a matching coat. Comes from the cold and ruralness of Idaho.
"You might think my Idaho tuxedo looks dumb, but it's very warm."
by PCL January 30, 2005
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idaho windshield wiper

Step 1) Grab a well cooked potato
Step 2) Drill, or mash a hole in it, the shape and/or circumference of your penis
Step 3) Find a women who is willing to do go through with this
Step 4) Insert potato into preferred orifice
Step 5) When she has to shit, make sure to get it all over that damn potato
Step 6) Pull out when your ready, and jam the fucking potato in her mouth
Step 7) Make sure to leave a hefty facial, then rub all the shit, and whatever else managed to get into the mix, over her face, then leave to eat the potato
Step 8) Make sure to lock the door on your way out
Philipson: So did you give her the idaho windshield wiper?
Timothy: Fuck yeah I did, that bitch never saw my spud coming.
by Mr. Starfruit May 15, 2016
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Idaho Summersault

An act in which a person who has just completed sexual intercourse summersaults off the bed for no fucking reason
George: It's not an IOWA summersault; it's an Idaho summersault!
Grace: I don't care what it is; don't ever do it again
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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idahodian

something that is about idaho, annoying, stupid, weird, or something u dont like

u can also call a person idahodian
u are so idahodian
by Hsgfgdududhdhdhdhdhhfh March 11, 2022
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Idaho Tall Boy

An Idaho Tall Boy is made by holding two regular, 12oz beers, in one hand stacked on top of each other. the two regualr beers form a tall boy, 24oz. Better than double fisting, the Idaho Tall Boy allows you to still hold two beers, but leaves a free hand to smoke or punch with.
You: I can't punch this dood! My little hands are full of beers!
Idahomie: Thas why you gotta rock the Idaho Tall Boy fool.

(Knockout)
by ER0KO February 4, 2010
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