D.I.N.K.E.R.

Dual-Income No Kids Eternally Renting.

A couple who, despite having no kids to suck their dual-income dry, still cannot afford a house.

In these hard economic times with housing prices in the heart of cities like NYC, S.F. and L.A. still grossly inflated, someone you envy as a D.I.N.K. is probably more accurately a D.I.N.K.E.R.

by SHLA December 2, 2010

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i want to kill my self so badlt but i dont want to make mt friends and family sad

hey whats wrong?
i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

by sad.emo_boi August 11, 2020

A.S.S.D.I.C.K.

This stands for: Always Silently Shut Doors In Case of Kleptomaniacs, and it is a method to prevent burglary. It is introduced by Sergeant Anous for Smosh Productions.

Sergeant Anous: I think about A.S.S.D.I.C.K. all the time.

by Pen15: biggestaround November 22, 2020

D.I.C.K.

This what Infantrymen in the US military are call. It means Dedicated Infantry Combat Killer.

MP: Hey D.I.C.K., ready to pull some security for my convoy?

DICK: Roger that sergeant.

by NicaCop June 14, 2008

D.I.N.K.U.M

Acronym for Double Income, No Kids, Unbelievable Mortgage. Describes young hard-working marrieds (or a pair of faggots) who are deferring having children whilst they plough all their money into a very large housing loan. See also D.I.N.K.

Look at that huge mansion; a couple of D.I.N.K.U.M s there.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

D.I.C.K.B.U.T.T.

D.I.C.K.B.U.T.T. is short for December Initiative of Collective Knowledge Birthdays United Through Tomorrow.

You celebrate all the December birthdays of your friends in a weekend. Gokarting, lasertron and Texas de Brazil.

We are celebrating d.i.c.k.b.u.t.t. this weekend with our friends.

by Narcosleepy December 28, 2019

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad

"hey how are you"
me: "well.... i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s"
"what?"
me: "i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad"
"get some therapy my dude"

by sad.emo_boi August 13, 2020