i-Ready

i-Ready is a website that is meant to teach children math and reading. Unfortunately, i-Ready is not very good at its job as it makes many peoples grades lower than what they should be.

Teacher: "Okay class, I know this is a new year and all, and you want it to be easy. But you have to do 30 i-Ready lessons each quarter to pass this class."

All students: "Damn, this is gay as fuck"

by mrmarmalad February 21, 2020

I-Ready

same definition as, commit murder, commit suicide, hell, torture , and demons killing you.

government: why are those kids killing them self?
teacher: idk
student a: idk maybe they are using I-ready??

by stevelentlytrolled April 12, 2022

i-Ready

A horrible teaching platform that attempts to seem young and relatable, which it fails at, and keep everything at a first grade explanation, no matter the subject or difficulty of it.

Jim: i-Ready is bad.
Joe: Yes

by Carl_The_Greatest_Carl March 11, 2021

i-Ready

A stupid website that is gay and plory and yoop think they will educate you but they make you kermit sewer slide

Teacher: We're doing i-Ready
Jose: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by the icarly fan September 14, 2020

I-Ready

a cursed website from the depths of hell.

Kid 1:*Moans*my teacher wants me to do I-Ready
Kid 2: Salute!

by URMOMMY:D September 27, 2022

I Ready

A mofo test that belongs in hell and should have been Sister Snached off the Education System.

Teacher- We have a test today
The whole class- *sighs* and *cries*
Teacher- oh, I forgot. It’s an I Ready. Get your chrome books!
Whole class- * screams in British*

by Suffering._.Soudent;-; May 12, 2019

I-Ready

Program made by satan aka the devil, makes kids wanna kill themselves

Teacher: do 100 trillion hours of I-ready every day!
Me: *Grabs Knife* NOPE!
Teacher: *calls antifun iready troops*
Me: *Gets behind teacher and kills her*
Me: *Kills all the goddamn troops (plory,yoop,pj,sweett,etc)

by SoulFlux February 1, 2019