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I Cunt Hear You

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Verb. Stick your limp dick in your special lady friends ear, with your left hand cover her other ear. Commence blasting so that your balls are smacking the side of her head. When you start to get real hard smash your dick in your ear until she screams "OUCH!!" or "Shit that hurt!!!" at which point you reply "I cunt hear you."
After pulling the triple back tittie lick, screwdriving twisting double lutz drop on my girl she said "SHIT THAT WAS DEAF!" I said "No, this is deaf". And proceeded with the "I cunt hear you."
by Cayton Cleet June 18, 2009
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quit putting stuff up here that I didn't
put here.
by paul October 23, 2003
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lalala i cant hear you

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the act of telling people you dont want to hear they're bitch ass blabbing so you go "lalala i can't hear you" to show you fucking hate them and want them to really shut up
Nate: Its just math, how the fuck are you fail-
Keith: Lalala i cant hear you
Nate: Fuck you
by uranium eater February 13, 2025
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you hear wha I'm sayin'?

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A black pause like ura, era, uh, to give emphasis to the simplistic jive sputtered in every other sentence.
Yee bluh whatever. You hear wha I'm sayin'? Da ho wa so naeesty. You hear what I'm sayin'? Whatever. Dat bitch. You hear wha I'm sayin'?
by r3dcut June 12, 2011
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A phrase usually used by a guy to tell a girl that if another guy hurts her emotionally that he's there for her. Example: He will beat the living shit out of the other guy so that when his mother looks at him she says "Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ what happened?" Most commonly used when a girl is going to get with another guy when the person saying this phrase has a crush on the girl.
Sally: I might go out with Johnny.
Mike: He breaks your heart I break his legs.
Mike: I'll break him so bad, when his mom looks at him she'll say "Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ."
Sally: Wow you really mean that Mike?
Mike: Yup.
Sally: I might think twice about going out with that asshole Johnny now..
Mike's thought: oriighht
by MrDinkleberry November 6, 2005
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