I'm sorry, I totally forgot to give a fuck

You don't care. You don't give a fuck.

Teacher: Hey why didn't you do your homework?
Kid: I'm sorry, I totally forgot to give a fuck

by dboyfromdahood March 27, 2012

I'm sorry, school administrators. I thought this meant something else...

When you search something up on Urban dictionary and have to pour bleach in your eyes, then apologize to your school board.

"Insert student name come to the office." You hustle down the dirty ragged hallways of hell, waiting for punishment.

"Why did you search that up?" the bearded principal says in disgust.

You stutter, "I'm sorry, school administrators. I thought this meant something else..." The bearded principal glares at you, clicking his pen.

"Fine," he says. The room practically darkens, "I forgive you, child.."

by Pwaaool February 04, 2021

i'm sorry, little man! i though you were a handpuppet

htn b

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

I'm sorry for looking into your eyes without permission

A TikTok copypasta that usually appears in the comments of an unnerving, distressing, or scary video. Users may comment this when feeling uncomfortable or uneasy watching the video.

*scary video pops up on FYP*
@xoxo.cacagirl: I'm sorry for looking into your eyes without permission.

by yearof2024 March 23, 2024

'No, i'm sorry' 💔

James, for: Don't worry she'll say 'yes' soon enough! 🍾😉

'Emma' - 'No, i'm sorry' 💔
'James' - 'Sorry, what was that? Let me ask you again...'

by James Knox November 26, 2018

I'm sorry

If you say sorry to someone that means you won't do it again don't say sorry unless you mean it

I'm sorry for what I did

by Celia.s June 25, 2023

I'm sorry

You say this to your friends when you are about to kill them

Friend: why do you have a knife in your hand?
You: I'm sorry but I want to kill you
Friend: Please don't, why would you do this?
You: I don't know I just feel like doing it because why not

by ImwastingtimeonUrbanDictionary April 10, 2023