I'm [fuck]ing this cat, so shut up and hold its tail

The meaning of this phrase is to alert co-workers, on-lookers, passers-by, and anyone else in a group, large or small, who is in charge of a given scenario.

Bryan: Well, what if we approach this problem from a different perspective?

Debra: I'm fucking this cat, so just shut up and hold its tail!

by debra February 13, 2005

fuck... i'm dead

is a super ultra mega heavy gore thrashing death grindcore band from Melbourne, Australia, formed in 2000.

o bother... i'm - no wait, fuck... i'm dead!!!

by sevenen August 19, 2006

I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease

When your tummy hurts a bit too much for a bit too long

Billie's stomach hurt a bit too much for a bit too long, she had I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease

by lxstyourappeal May 12, 2021

i'm bored as fuck

Well apparently you are too, so I'll link you to Youtube's main page lol
Oh I can't write links so find something to do you skrub

Extreme boredom is the only reason you're on Urban Dictionary.

i'm bored as fuck

by ItsSupaMario January 24, 2018

fuck... i'm dead

A drink that was made by a guy going to mexico from San Diego. While driving he mixed a bottle of bawls guarana with vodka and while drinking it with cousins in the car, a cop pulls right next to him while he was drinking it.(he was not pulled over)

Named after the band that was playing on the cd, and what he mudderd after seeing the cop. (he was not pulled over)

1 shot of vodka
1 bottle of bawls

i was drinking a fuck... i'm dead and cop pulls next to me.

by superunknown357 August 13, 2006

I'm trynna fuck💙🍆

if you wanna fuck a girl and you also have a big dick, use this method. DO NOT USE YELLOW HEARTS

* over text*
girl: 'i wanna suck your dick'
boy: 'yea, come through, I'm trynna fuck💙🍆'

by ICookedYourCat June 5, 2018

i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking

this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104

Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"

by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 16, 2022