hydraulic hamburger

Alcoholic drinks

Let go out tonigt for some hydraulic hamburgers

by boella scheepers August 21, 2010

hillbilly hydraulics

a condition created when the rear struts or shocks of a car stop functioning and the weight of the car rests only on the springs causing the ass end to bounce under hard braking.
adds at least 10% to the coolness factor of a car

my Tempo has ridiculous hillbilly hydraulics when I pump the brake pedal

by tempopetey December 25, 2007

hydraulicking

What you will be doing when you lick a mythical dragon with many heads!

I was going to go to ren-fest, but then I got distracted hydraulicking

by Dickalan January 10, 2008

hydraulic angst

MALE; -need for sex, extreme worry over potentiality, probability of "flooding someones' tubing"

don blue got the pickup bar re-buff, and it was gasoline on the flames of his hydraulic angst!!

cindy was 'playing' billy's hydraulic angst!!

the escort helped drive off big ed's hydraulic angst!!

by michael foolsley May 16, 2011

hydraulic press

the art of sitting on someones face with an absolute HEFT of an ass

Sirene: girlie i just hydraulic pressed the life out of this dude!

by kachowa January 29, 2023

The Hydraulic Press

When a woman puts duct tap over her ass hole and proceeds to slowly sit on her hubbys dick. The mans penis, unable to penetrate, begins to get slowly crushed by the duct tape shielded ass hole.

Mary- Lafanda went overboard when she gave John The Hydraulic Press at last nights orgy.

Lucy- Oh my! What on gods green earth is The Hydraulic Press?

John- MY DICK IS SMASHED! That's all you need to know.

Mary- Oh, I had no idea John was here.

Lucy- *whispers* If that is the outcome then I'm giving my son The Hydraulic Press tonight. He can't be having kids at this age.

Mary- Just make sure incest is legal where you do it.

Lucy- Oh Mary you are a gas.

*Laugh Track*

by Video Person January 17, 2021

hydraulicking

1) A mining operation that uses high-pressure water to break rock.

2) Performing oral sex on your partner with so much suction he/she yells in pain.

Aaaaaaahhhh!! Quit it with the hydraulicking, babe! My skin's gonna come off!

by archemedes_rex January 10, 2008