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Thomas Hutchins 

Thomas is the greatest boyfriend that anyone could ever ask for. He is the sweetest person and would never leave your side. Thomas is a best friend as well as someone who you can fall in love with instantly. He's not an average guy, he actually cares and listens. Once you have him, you won't ever let him go, you'll want him to be in your arms forever. And if you do, don't let him go, it would be the worst mistake you would ever make. Hutchins, the most badass motherfucker on the face of the planet. He's so fucking awesome, Chuck Norris bows down to him. A master with any weapon and a champion at slaying vag, a Hutchins can drink more alcohol than John Belushi cracked out on cocaine.
Thomas Hutchins is the most badass and loveable person in the world. Noone will be able to measure up to him on any scale
Thomas Hutchins by Slymaximus December 12, 2017
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Cooper Hutchinson

Cooper Hutchinson is a nice guy, who tries and does what is right(sometimes) he’s loves the show The Office! He is obsessed with this teacher named Miss Urban. He walks gay and has a high voice. He get bullied by this girl named Mollie about his high voice....
Girl 1-who is that guy that’s walking gay??
Girl 2-ohh that’s just Cooper Hutchinson..
Mollie-And he has a high voice

fork hunching 

fork hunching two people laying in bed beside one another, one laying on back completely flat, the other on side, legs wrapped around other laying flat. Kinda like a knife with the prongs of a fork wrapped around the blade.
My wife won’t quit fork hunching while I’m trying to sleep. I think she may be an insomniac!

Conor Hutchinson

Sexy. Cool. Awesome. Great bod. Always nice. Smoother talker. GOT A HUGE WEWE.
Always happy. Let’s just say that this guy is gonna give you a REALLLLLLY Good time.
Alessandro: Hey, who’s that?
Philip: Oh him, He’s Conor Hutchinson, he’s awesome
Alessandro: Yeah, I can tell
Conor Hutchinson by Joebuzz635 October 4, 2019

hutchin' 

to overlook. look at in a weird and/or obscene way. to creep and/or be creeping. Most of the time takes place in pictures from nights before.
"Look at him! He's hutchin' hard!"
"Look at Johnny hutchin'"
"She was totally hutchin' on me"
hutchin' by chet allen smith November 5, 2009

brian hutchins 

Brian Hutchins was Lorelai Gilmore's first boyfriend on the show Gilmore Girls. He asked her to "go steady" in the library one day in seventh grade and she never heard back from him until three years later when he showed up to prom with another girl.

A Brian Hutchins is a total douche who thinks he has a way with the ladies. It is likely that he would refer to his car as the "pussy wagon" and own a Subway tee shirt that says "foot long" and an arrow pointing downwards.

Brian Hutchins routinely thinks he has the idea for the "next big thing". This usually ranges from clothing companies to iPhone apps.
"Did you see his Bruno Mars wife beater? He's a total Brian Hutchins. "

"He blasts Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit in his white Nissan to get with the ladies. He's so Brian Hutchins."

"Brian Hutchins only keeps one pillow on his bed so after she gets the hint she's not spending the night."
brian hutchins by Gaurelai November 2, 2013