Husband Material

A guy you (girl/gay guy) would consider perfect enough to marry one day.

Kaylie: Look at Alex! He's lookin fine.

Lyndsie: Ya. He's definitely husband material.

by ThaBigCheesy October 18, 2010

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single husband

A man that is single that possesses husband qualities.

Kelsey: “I shouldn’t have ever trusted that guy Daniel. He stood me up!”
Jared: “You should’ve went for that guy Jalen! I heard he’s single husband!”

by ILOVERAINBOWS0001 November 27, 2018

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Husband

A man so special that you're willing to tolerate him for the rest of your life.

"I can't believe he remembered that! That's my future husband right there!"

by PheEternal September 19, 2009

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Husband Bulge

This expression comes from the horror movie Cabin in the Woods, released in 2011. Basically, a "husband bulge" is an erection.

"Dude, zip up your fly. I can see your husband bulge!" erection

by BeccaBess August 21, 2012

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Corpse husband is an American YouTuber that makes music and has a YouTube channel dedicated too sPoooooky content. He also has a really nice voice, his hands are also very nice. Many including me simp for him.

Person 1: bro have you seen the Youtuber Corpses content? Its amazing

Person 2: I did, totally simping

“ Corpse husband is an American YouTuber that makes music and has a YouTube channel dedicated too sPoooooky content. He also has a really nice voice, his hands are also very nice. Many including me simp for him.”

by Sommer666 October 17, 2020

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instagram husband

The husband of a blogger or online influencer who takes photographs for his spouse and is tolerant of the constant interruptions that come along with the blogging business.

My instagram husband is used to eating cold food because I always make him wait to eat until I take a good photograph.

by KelseyKaplanFashion November 21, 2016

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