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hurting

pronounced: HER-Teng.

1. Used to describe a situation, a person, a place that is currently in poor form or performance. Emphasizes the horrible nature of a situation or the poor overall appearance of a person.

2. Used to describe a massive failure.
1.
a) Yeah my job is hurting right now... I have to come in at 5 a.m.
b) Those girls over there are hurting--I'm going to need to drink more.
c) The beach was hurting today--it was too cloudy to enjoy the sloots.

2.
a) The Redskins preseason game against Carolina was hurting.
b) My Committed Cost Report was hurting--we didn't bill enough this month.
by JofKB September 13, 2005
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harling

A fan holland the kpop singer also known as the king of the gays and our king
Random person: omg I’m going to see Holland next week
Harling: omg really r u a harling??? I’ve always wanted to see him
Random person: nah idk who that is I meant the country
by Harling February 13, 2019
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Hurting Hubbard Weave

When a Hubbard (uncool, slow, unfashionable, annoying, awkward or stupid cyclist) finds themselves in the hurt box whilst riding up a hill, and subsequently resorts to weaving across the road to reduce the gradient of a hill.

The weave may be intentional or unintentional.
Garry the Hubbard from Military Rd likes to think himself a gifted cyclist. He rides lots - at least once a fortnight.

For this fortnights ride, he decides to head to the 'hills'. After riding 3% for a kilometre he finds himself questioning whether or not the protein shakes he has for breakfast have added to his muscle mass or waistline.

Two kilometres in, everything goes dark. He's hurting. He's weaving all over the road, barely staying upright.

He's doing the HURTING HUBBARD WEAVE.
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Hurting

When someone you love or loved broke up with you or said something and you cant stop crying, its painful your love/loved them and they turned on you
Im hurting because of him 💔😭
by Him & I June 15, 2018
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hurfing and durfing

Stalling or delaying something for an unreasonable amount of time due to stupidity, lack of respect, inconsideration or some mash of other ridiculous reasons.

Used mostly to refer to large bureaucracies or corporations who don't care about the average citizen and delay endlessly in administrating or serving their basic needs.
I wish I could login right now, but stupid Comcast has been hurfing and durfing for days on end instead of fixing !@$# while my internet's been down. Bastards better give me a refund!
by subberz August 31, 2010
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to trip over furniture while drunk.
I spilled my beer and sprained my ankle while hurdling in the Special Olympics.
by G. Humbert III June 11, 2006
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horling

by Mah2013 May 12, 2014
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