Austria Hungary

An Empire that existed over a hundred years ago. It formed in 1867 at the collapse of the Austrian Empire and collapsed due to ethnic tensions in World War I in 1918. In consisted of the Austrian half of the empire, which was mostly German speaking, and the predominately Hungarian speaking half of the empire. It is often called "The Dual Monarchy" because of it's Austrian royals and Hungarian royals. It was a European powerhouse which was a key player in European politics in the late 19th century. In the early 1900's, the empire annexed Bosnia which had a high population of ethnic Serbs. This led to tensions with Serbia, which led to World War I, during which the empire collapsed due to internal revolutions by the empire's ethnic minorities. Czechoslovakia, Austria, and Hungary were created from the empire's territories, while Poland, Romania, Italy, and Yugoslavia gained lands from the collapse of the empire. The empire was doomed to failure from the moment it was created because of the many ethnic groups in constant struggle for representation. The empire's collapse is often incorrectly attributed to World War I, but it really collapsed due to internal revolts which the empire, already weak from war, could not defeat. The war, if anything, accelerated the demise of the empire, it didn't cause it.

Austria Hungary was a European powerhouse, but due to its ethnically diverse nature, it was doomed from the moment it was born

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx September 7, 2020

Hungarian Tool Shed

When having anal sex with a woman, you stuff your testicles into her vagina-----thus putting all the tools away in the shed.

That girl is just begging for a Hungarian Tool Shed!

by Spooge Newton October 6, 2011

Hungarian Lollipop

When a man's penis is very thin, but the head is gigantic...resembling a lollipop. Often a condition that is obtained through puberty, can also occur during sex with a girl who has a very tight vagina.

She was so tight she turned my dick into a hungarian lollipop!

by CDizz1 July 6, 2012

hungarian clowncar

It's that thing where you have a bunch of midgets in a gangbang inside of a small european car (country non-specific.)

That taxi ride was such a Hungarian Clowncar, these aren't my shoes?!

by XCRRTY October 19, 2013

Hungarian Bear Trap

The act of lowering the scrotum into the mouth of a female who has braces and forcing her to bite down hard by either tickling her feet or punching her in the stomach

- Hey bro! Wanna go steal a homeless guys shoes and fill them with cream cheese?
- Nah sorry man, can't. Going to get a Hungarian Bear Trap off my girlfriend

by Blazzzyy October 25, 2012

Hungarian Reach Around

It involves four condoms, a ballpoint pen and a sink plunger: you can work out the rest from there.

I gave her the Hungarian Reach Around yesterday, I think it went quite well, up until she ejaculated away all of her bodily fluids

by danesbury December 22, 2014

Hungarian Vizsla

A gorgeous, loyal hunting dog that is so super cute you just want to hug it all the time! They are so friendly and cuddly, and are the most handsome dogs on the planet.

They often have bad wind.

Person 1: Hey man, did you smell that pong?!

Person 2: Yeah it must have been next doors hungarian vizsla!

by CYG.0402 October 10, 2009