V- A sexual act primarily defined as a group of 5 or more men encircled around a traditionally younger kneeling Baptist man (known as the "Mike") who proceeds to pleasure every member of the group. Is primarily finished off by every participating member ejaculating into a martini glass whereupon the "Mike" proceeds to consume by drinking the ejaculate. Also known as "Miking", "Hucking", or "Huckabeezling"
Me - WTF are they doing over there?
Ron Paul - I am not sure but what I do know is that we don't want to find out
Me - (after walking over) OMFG that is so sick!!!
Ron Paul - What?!
Me - Those dudes are Mike Huckabeeing each other!
Ron Paul - See I knew that shit, you shouldn't have gone over there
Me - Vote Ron Paul 2008!!!!!!!
Ron Paul - I am not sure but what I do know is that we don't want to find out
Me - (after walking over) OMFG that is so sick!!!
Ron Paul - What?!
Me - Those dudes are Mike Huckabeeing each other!
Ron Paul - See I knew that shit, you shouldn't have gone over there
Me - Vote Ron Paul 2008!!!!!!!
by mando777 December 9, 2008
Get the Mike Huckabee mug.an everyday type of good guy. a good ol' boy with gimmick sayings to act witty. a goofball that is popular among some of the people. see psuedo-conformist. he is an everyday good guy who shops Walmart and is a giving person. he is not pretentious nor passive aggressive. if you're real, you vote mike huckabee. all the pretentious hipsters voted for ron paul and democrat. mike is caring and heart warmingly real. WE ARE REAL.
mike huckabee is a heart warming good southerner with real conservative values. We, the walmart people, are real, not fake poser like psuedo-intellectuals he may be the next president. mike huckabee is the people. mike huckabee is a hip guy. if he was black i'd call him a real gangsta.
by eazy-x February 19, 2008
Get the mike huckabee mug.An immoral, lying, self-deluded, bigoted Americhristian tm. Collects her earnings from the tip of Donald Dickweed Trumpknucklenoodle’s jelly bean sized, mushroom shaped excuse for a dick, every time he pisses forth some nonsense, she swallows it and recapitulates for the cameras.
Boy, oh boy, Sarah Huckabee Sanders sure does seem to believe that word vomit that just fell out of her face!
by Itoldyadontfuckwitme January 8, 2019
Get the Sarah Huckabee Sanders mug.1. The former lying Trump puppet posing as the Whitey House press secretary. Replaced by Kayleigh MAGA-Ninny to give the Trump cult the eye candy they had been missing (Sarah did not qualify as eye candy).
2. A 300lb cross dressing hillbilly goatfucker from some rural shithole in Arkan-slaw. Plans to run for governor of that state.
3. AKA Sarah Huckleberry Shitbag.
2. A 300lb cross dressing hillbilly goatfucker from some rural shithole in Arkan-slaw. Plans to run for governor of that state.
3. AKA Sarah Huckleberry Shitbag.
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Mr. Hooten: God gave us oil! He gave it to us! How can God's gift be bad?
Tommy Corn: I don't know. He gave you a brain too and you messed that up pretty damn good.
Tommy Corn: I don't know. He gave you a brain too and you messed that up pretty damn good.
by Indiefox September 3, 2005
Get the i heart huckabees mug.A rhetorical device or debating tactic used to challenge the argument that “Anyone who identifies as trans is trans/valid.”
It quotes the following 2015 anecdote from Mike Huckabee, a well-known anti-trans public figure:
“I wish someone told me in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in PE. I’m pretty sure that I would have found my feminine side and said, ‘Coach, I think I’d rather shower with the girls today.’”
The test asks whether or not this teen version of Mike Huckabee is valid as a genderfluid trans teen.
The test forces the opposing side into an ultimatum:
1) Accept the absurd, bad-faith hypothetical as a valid trans identity, validating a transphobic comment by Mike Huckabee.
2) Admit that some standards are necessary for what constitutes a “valid” trans person, in order to exclude trolls like Mike Huckabee, thereby disproving the notion that “anyone who identifies as trans is trans”.
Named in August 2025 by Haley Halcyon (@2gd4.me on Bluesky) after she, quote unquote, “decisively won an Internet debate for the first time” using this strategy. As originally explained:
“Any #transmedicalist who finds someone who parrots the sleepwoking line ‘anyone who identifies as trans is trans’ or ‘all trans people are valid’, my advice is this:
• Apply the Genderfluid Mike Huckabee Test.
• Don’t let off when they try to deflect.
• Point out the gate they implicitly keep.”
It quotes the following 2015 anecdote from Mike Huckabee, a well-known anti-trans public figure:
“I wish someone told me in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in PE. I’m pretty sure that I would have found my feminine side and said, ‘Coach, I think I’d rather shower with the girls today.’”
The test asks whether or not this teen version of Mike Huckabee is valid as a genderfluid trans teen.
The test forces the opposing side into an ultimatum:
1) Accept the absurd, bad-faith hypothetical as a valid trans identity, validating a transphobic comment by Mike Huckabee.
2) Admit that some standards are necessary for what constitutes a “valid” trans person, in order to exclude trolls like Mike Huckabee, thereby disproving the notion that “anyone who identifies as trans is trans”.
Named in August 2025 by Haley Halcyon (@2gd4.me on Bluesky) after she, quote unquote, “decisively won an Internet debate for the first time” using this strategy. As originally explained:
“Any #transmedicalist who finds someone who parrots the sleepwoking line ‘anyone who identifies as trans is trans’ or ‘all trans people are valid’, my advice is this:
• Apply the Genderfluid Mike Huckabee Test.
• Don’t let off when they try to deflect.
• Point out the gate they implicitly keep.”
Her argument for self-ID, total bodily autonomy, and zero gatekeeping was a crowdpleaser, until I hit her with the Genderfluid Mike Huckabee Test and she ragequit.
by the riverside August 9, 2025
Get the Genderfluid Mike Huckabee Test mug.When a person gives such a rigorous handjob, that can cause skin irritation and chaffing on the penis. In worst cases, the skin on the penis begins to come off.
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