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Annette had a baby and now they live in public housing, in a development called Meadowbrook.

damn I been waiting on that public housing list for 6 months!!
by Angelacia June 10, 2007
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Raw Houdini

Same meaning as the infamous houdini, yet there is final task for the great magician. Not only must the magician have the woman in the "doggy-style position" against a window with ample exterior lighting, pull out without getting caught, allow his friend to enter the zone without getting caught, sneak out of the room without getting caught, but the condom must also be miraculously dangling in the hands of the great wonder of our time outside the window while his friend is continuing penetration.

A girl who will call Jane Doe was friends with many of the girls who were duped by the Great Houdini. She was intrigued and perplexed by the great mastermind. It even went as far as her approaching Houdini and falling into his vacuum of love. She fell for it once, and went back again to trick the mastermind himself, this time bringing a mirror and somehow getting it to the bedroom near the window.
Jane Doe: I can't believe I not only fell for the Houdini, but I also fell for the Raw Houdini. I know I stared at the mirror the entire time, particularly closely when his unit was removed for short periods of time. Even worse, the mastermind was dangling his condom outside of the window when he made his marvelous escape.
by Raw Houdini Of JDate May 7, 2009
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holeitosis

A foul-smelling vaginal region, a stank pussy.

From "hole" (vagina) and "halitosis" (bad breath)
"I ain't goin' down on no bitch with holeitosis."
by Geoff B January 28, 2004
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Houseish

Being intelligent, drug-using, sarcastic, talented, insensitive, narcissistic, misanthropic, a jerkass, or in any other way greatly resembling Doctor Gregory House. Can be an expression of admiration as well as derogation.
- Wow, you're so Houseish!

- Imma go take some vicodin.
- Dude, don't be so Houseish!
by lerandomshizz. June 20, 2010
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Houdini of the Beach

A forbidden technique for changing into a bathing suit passed down from father to son. Without proper practice, using this ancient art may result in dire and painful consequences.
It is performed as follows:

Remove pants, then wear your suit over your underpants, then, remove underpants out from under suit.
Guy 1: Finally here at the beach, let's head over to the changing rooms and get ready for a swim.
Guy 2: Nah bro, you go ahead, I'll just get changed here using Houdini of the Beach.
Guy 1: You can't be serious! What if it goes wrong?!
Guy 2: Trust me, I got this! *Tries it and immediately rips underpants* ... Fuck.
by Wig Denis August 22, 2021
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Got Houdinied

When a girl/guy you just fooled around with decides to up and vanish without a trace leaving you mystified and simultaneously confused.
Damn that girl was a freak last night! I'm gonna give her a call to see if she wants to hang out again tonight!!

...one week later...

WTF?! That bitch hasn't returned ANY of my calls/texts/ims! I just got Houdinied!!
by Big Niko99 July 5, 2010
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hoeing season

Summer, a time when it's socially acceptable to be a hoe. If a guy tries to start a relationship durring this time they will most likely be turned down.
He's trying to date me, not gonna happen it's hoeing season.
by Yeahhhbitchesss June 30, 2017
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