the houdini

its when a man is getting oral sex from a woman and as hes about to ejaculate his penis and cum dissapear in her mouth..thus "the houdini"

i got this drunk girl to give me "the houdini"...there was no clean up needed it was awesome

by joeyabcdefghijklmnop September 4, 2008

the great houdini

when you are having sex in doggy style and you leave to go "wash your face" and your friend comes in the room and fucks her without her knowing, and you go knock on the window, or, when you are having sex in doggy style and when you are about to cum, you pull out, spit on her back and when she turns around, you skeet in her eye!

i surprised my girl with the great houdini and she got pissed, but now we look back on it and fucking laugh!!

by mazeone March 13, 2009

The Reverse Houdini

You're doing a female in the rectum and you ejaculate on her face and spit in her face.

I reverse houdinied that bitch, now she won't talk to me.

by Marquis March 5, 2005

Houdini into the Spider-Man

When you make love to a girl from behind, pull out, blow your load in your hand when she turns around to see what’s going on you throw it in her face and yell Spider-Man

Houdini into the Spider-Man can be used it that any time in the beginning of your relationship.

by Houdini into the Spider-Man July 20, 2024

Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.

"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."

by The Mad Tea-Bagger December 9, 2008

The Houdinni

(For the males) The act of, while in the doggy style position; to stop, spit on the partners back and pretend like u finished, when the partner turns around to show there happyness of the love making, the male proceeds to ejaculate on the womens face and then laugh.....also see bukkakee

when joe was in the hotel room he did the houdinni and bukkakeed all over jamies face

by pinto joe pa February 3, 2003

The Houdinni

The act of performing doggy style to a woman who is blind folded , while a friend hides somewhere in the room, and half way through you switch with your friend, and leave the room or house and stand infront of the window and wave to the girl as your friend unties the blindfold.

Suzie was humiliated after Mike and Steve perfomed "The Houdinni," on her.

by Kevin Burns June 9, 2004