hotpocket girl

1. A girl who has an insatiable love for hotpockets, but the term and her technique in devouring them will eternally keep you guessing if this is a double entendre for something else. 2. Sex on legs.

Here comes Hotpocket Girl. Have you seen her eat them? Dude, I don't know whether to be scared or turned on! Either way, damn she's hot!

by ohsobendy November 22, 2011

HotPocket-Whip

When someone him or her chose an food over interacting with people.

Jake: Why did Anna chose an candy bar over hanging with us?
Jennifer: Do mind her, she's HotPocket-Whip

by AmaiGisei December 28, 2014

Hotpocket (Part Two)

A continuation of the first part of the excerpt.

The Hotpockets seem to be capable of intelligent thought, and have a complicated culture much akin to our own- With some of their tales and stories mirroring ones that we have as humans. A prime example of one of those stories is the classic Hotpocket fable, Pocket and the Stromboli, a near identical story to our David and Goliath.

"Hotpocket (Part Two)"
idk I can't remember the first flavor-text I did

by Zombiman August 11, 2025

Tasmanian Hotpocket

Take a shit in your sisters vagina.

Hey, cut that out. Stop giving your sister a tasmanian hotpocket.

by StaceyPoll July 21, 2019

Egyptian Hotpocket

The term given to the act of watching belly dancing videos and sitting on a dead rodent all day to keep it warm, once everyone in the house has gone to sleep you debone the rodent and use it as a dick sleeve to jerk off with aka 'tenderize'. After you've tenderized the meat at least 3 times that same night you fry the rodent with some onions for breakfast and share with the rest of the household.

Yeah bro that egyptian hotpocket was the best breakfast delicacy I ever tasted.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

houston hotpocket

when you take a poop in someone's pillowcase without them knowing it so they get a nice surprise as they lay down to sleep

My neighbor's dog keeps shitting in my yard so I gave him a houston hotpocket to see how he liked it.

by Kooch30 January 29, 2010

West Virginia Hotpocket

When a guy heats a hotpocket to recommended temperature, then uses it as a pocket pussy. After ejaculation has taken place, the male then eats the hotpocket.

Dude, yesterday I had a West Virginia hotpocket. Killed two birds with one delicious stone

by dirty harold January 20, 2019