Horsemonkey

Etremely ugly woman/man with a very long angular face with Small deep sunken eyes. Is usually a stripper and has very bad pale skin.

"hey, why is that paki getting a lap dance with that fuckin horsemonkey??"

by Di Angelo April 11, 2010

Horseback rider

a horseback rider is perhaps the greatest athlete, ever. Not only does she have to control a 1000 pound animal with the help of a small piece of metal, but she has to do it while making it look like it is effortless. Not to mention when they start putting things in front of you and you have to jump them.

Horseback riding takes every muscle of the body and is the most intense, dangerous sport. period.

Is she a horseback rider?

Well clearly, i mean look at those muscles!

by LISEEEEYYY September 23, 2012

horsefuckery

Something utterly ridiculous or bizarre and absurd.

What kind of horsefuckery do we have here?

by The Grunt January 8, 2015

Horseback rider

Very dedicated to her sport.Talks to her horse like its a person.Spends night and day at the barn.Can get over any guy with the help of her horse

I which i could date a "horseback rider" beacause they are flexiable

by ctb16 March 23, 2010

Giant meaty horse cock

A stupid ass math teacher who cums out of her ears.

I hate that teacher. She’s a giant meaty horse cock.

by Soapytitties69 February 6, 2021

Horse-Cock Sandwich

Sandwich consisting of the mystery meat from the "deli" line onboard a US naval vessel.

Kevin: Hey Jamal, what are you doing for lunch?

Jamal: Ah, I'm just gonna grab me a horse-cock sandwich.

by TBONE99 June 29, 2011

The giant horse cock

It weighs over 11 pounds

Random guy: JEEZ LOOK AT THAT GIANT HORSE COCK
me: The giant horse cock weighs over 11 pounds

by Wesseldeweasel August 27, 2022