Horizontally Tall

The posh way of saying fat.

This geezer at the chicken shop is Horizontally Tall

by xXSuperKIDDXx October 2, 2018

Double Horizontal

The act of two people having sex while laying down horizontally on to one another.

"I want to bust a double horizontal on yo ass."

by Phi-boy April 24, 2003

Tiny Oriental Posse

The Tiny Oriental Posse commonly referred to as TOP gang is a Vietnamese street gang originating from Westminster, CA (Little Saigon) in the 1990's with a offset in Salt Lake City, UT consisting of mostly Laotian members. This gang is known for its reputable violent crimes throughout Orange County, CA with active members found to be as young as 13 years old. They adopted the Pittsburgh Pirates logo which stands for Posse and the numbers "709" which spells out TOP along with the color black as their gang color, other sets have adopted red as their gang color. Rival gangs are known to be Nip Family, Dragon Family and King Cobra Boys.

Tiny Oriental Posse

by ocweekly April 27, 2011

horizontal monster mash

basically to have sex lying down, cannot be vertical
or doing the crazed dance of the time, also while lying down
also can mean 2 monsters having sex, lying down

i walked in a they were doing the horizontal monster mash

by Paublo Sanchez July 1, 2006

Horizontal love dance

A half-NSFW way of referring to sex.

See also: Horizontal tango

Troy: So why are U afraid of Ryan and Sharpay?

Kelsi: I walked on them doing the horizontal love dance and they pushed me out of a window...

by The_Anonymouse June 5, 2018

horizontal jogging

British Sexual intercourse.

Hey Britney, fancy some horizontal jogging?

by Dunky Oggins October 18, 2003

Oriental Blumpkin

This is the act of giving/receiving a blumpkin, from a girl or a boy, while the giver is blowing the receiver the giver must vomit all over the receivers cock and lap, induced by choking on the receivers cock. Typically after an Oriental Blumpkin commences the fellating party puts their hand in front of their mouth and makes a racially stereo-typical Asian laugh.

Yo Johnny caught an Oriental Blumpkin from that swamp donkey last night... she puked all over him.

by Roberto TM November 18, 2007