Standard Horde Soap

The soap used by all the Horde for everything, ever.

"I need to scrub my neurons. Quick, pass me the Standard Horde Soap!"

by Nepinator November 14, 2006

Horse's Mule

A person, or persons, who is being a real downer on the group him/her is in.

"..you know that's not how it works.."
"you know what Steve? you're being a real Horse's mule!"

by BonerFEST January 22, 2009

inspector horse's ass

(1) name for a moronic policeman. Also captain horse's ass or officer horse's ass.
(2) refers to silly ass movie and cartoon character also known as inspector gadget

by Bob Jr. October 26, 2003

Horse's meal

When someone serves you a meal but gives you nothing to drink whatsoever, much to the annoyance of many people.

When I went to the restaurant the other day, they gave me nothing to drink, even when I asked for water 100 times! What a horse's meal.

by Flaminghorse August 10, 2018

Horse’s hooker

A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.

V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”

by StewartCopelandFucks April 18, 2020

Horse’s Ass

A rare person who consistently has bad shit happen to him. Even if the world looks good for the moment he knows that a big stinky shit is coming down at him...like a horse’s ass or a Mayzer

Man Jim has the worst luck, he really is a Horse’s Ass

by TiberiusC October 8, 2020

A horse's head going down the drain

When something is very unlikely to happen or unbelievable.

That's so crazy it's like a horse's head going down the drain.

by Ocular Fire September 7, 2023