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the flaming horatio

the flaming horatio is when a women sticks a straw up a latin mans anus after he just took a drippy shit from the fire sauce at taco bell
" my man was releaved becasue i gave him the big ol nasty flaming horatio again, he was loose though, weird"
by klamdon October 20, 2003
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full horatio

see also "full nelson" - ie ; "horatio" in reference to horatio nelson - famous historical admiral and nautical tactician.
-getting head while in a gay naval "coming aboard" position the new and improved 69.
most likely so named in honour of one of the worlds finest sailors , and alluding to the nocturnal naval pastimes of lonely sailors on those endless women-less nights on the high seas.
"in full view of a horrified crowd of people , lady di was clearly being given full horatio by a smelly old tramp on a piss stained mattress..."
by luger douche June 28, 2006
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Holy Horatio

Horatio, patron saint of sketch show fat guys. Named after the late Horatio Sanz.
by Weekly Cigar March 27, 2009
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horcation

Going on vacation with another person while separated from your current spouse or partner. The general intent being that of sexual interaction / general pleasure / leisure.
When my STBX found out I was going on vacation with my new boyfriend he said “enjoy your horcation”. The obvious undertone of this comment being that I am a whore for going on vacation with someone other than himself.
by twolittlebirds June 19, 2017
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Bro-Ho Ratio

A careful symmetry which needs to be maintained on dance floors between the number of males and females. Too many of either sex results in an off-balance, less enjoyable dancing experience.
Make sure you know before you go the dance flo Bro-Ho ratio.
by MontgomeryQ March 25, 2009
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Hobation

If someone is found guilty of being a ho then they are placed on hobation. The amount of time spent on hobation is to be determined by the impromptu court of hoes.
Alex: Sarah are those the booty shorts you wore to the dance last night?
Sarah: Yeah! Aren't they tiny?
Alex: They sure are. I bet you weren't wearing them for long!
Phil: Is that a hair stuck in the crotch zipper?
Sarah: Maybe..


HOBATION!
by Cumdance Kid March 6, 2009
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horatiu

A Romanian name usually given to sub urban kids that will have a good future.
I’m gonna ask Horatiu for the answer to that question.
by Hwrestler11 August 7, 2019
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