Hooman

A cute way of addressing another human being

Hey! Hooman

by theironman February 18, 2018

Hooman

The Word A Alien Thing Uses To Say They Are Human Being

Hello Fellow Hooman beings I am a other Hooman

by Foffhtt March 23, 2017

HOOMAN

FILTHY STINKING CREATURES ON THIS FLOATING BALL OF FILTH. THEY WILL ALL TREMBLE BEFORE THE MIGHTY SQUID ARMY.

OOORAH!!

SQUID AWAY!

"I SUCKED THE JUICE FROM THE WIGGLY HOOMAN"
"THEY ARE SILLY. AAAARRRHHH"

by MatchesMalone November 28, 2009

Hooman

someone who is suffering from an unhealthy amount of anxiety and depression so they make a plan to move to the moon

maggie is very hooman with high school coming so close

by LonleyNarwhal August 6, 2018

hooman

A person who gives off suspicious vibes.

"Look at that hooman wearing those Hawaiian swim trunks, black tennis shoes, and sports coat."
"AAAAH, oh my god, hooman!"

"Dude, did you see that guy that was there last night with really bad B.O."
"Umm yeah, that was so hooman-y of him."

Lady Gaga is a hooman.

by gingaman May 6, 2014

Whatless Hoodman

Somebody that acts like they are bout it in a gang and got shooters. In reality they are just a white person with black skin not hood lives in a white neighbourhood. Kinda like Drake who is a jew from forest hill but raps about being from the hood.

Yo that man be lyin on what hes doin.

Ahlie mans like drake

Yeah hes a total whatless hoodman

by urmomursister69 September 5, 2019

Hooman

An Uber ride for a virus.

Just cough right there and drop me on this hooman.

by Yna Nutshell March 20, 2020