hoobastank

the technique of rippin a nasty one in the palm of one's hand, then sticking it under some unexpecting fools nose, thus letting him savor the flavor. also refered to as a "buttercup"

oh damn, i just got hoobastank'd

by dave n' eddie September 1, 2004

hoobastank

The members of the band seem to enjoy coming up with different definitions for the term, from a shoe lover to a person with a smelly butt, so there may be no official definition, at least as far as they're concerned.

There is no definition.

by nowayman April 24, 2005

hoobastank

Receiving oral from behind while standing. First girl kneels behind guy and buries her nose in his copper penny. Then she pulls his equipment down and back to her mouth and starts smoking his hog in resemblance of smoking a hooka.

So that's what the band Hoobastank's name means...receiving oral from behind while standing.

by Gulph July 21, 2004

hoodstock

An annual summer concert run by the IHC which is usually located in a small, suburban rich town in the northeast. Frequent bands include The Jarred Mellvilles, the Federalist and even an appearence by Third legacy. The concert includes a bbq and desert, plus great entertainment such as the Mr/Mrs Hoodstock competition.

Dude i got laid at hoodstock!

by IHC May 16, 2006

hoobastank

walking around with a boner or having a boner

HEY are you hoobastankin?

by matt nault April 10, 2005

Hoodstand

The term use for when ones hood (patois for penis) stands up i.e. becomes erect.

Check out the bumper on dat big titty gal, nuff to give a brother hoodstand.

I even got hoodstand from reading Dear Deidre.

by Jukesy June 15, 2009

Hoobastank

A person who is breast fed until they are in their teens

He's still on the tit, definitely still a hoobastank

by Nocigar May 1, 2018