Hoobles

A person who is over 63 years of age

My grandmother is hoobles because she is 65 years old.

by Skellymcgee32 October 26, 2019

Hooberstank

A descriptive word to describe a bad smell coming from male genitalia, usually between a man's ball sack and his anus.

I went to rim his ass out tongue deep, I was put off because his hooberstank

by Superliability January 31, 2021

the hobbler

Fucking a girl who is holding herself up using only crutches

Last week when your mom was on crutches, i picked up her legs and we did the hobbler.

by Stefan + Adrun September 21, 2015

hobbler

Fifty year-old or older male who wears rubber, neopreen, or leather suits with harnesses tightly on their body. Usually these suits are a little too tight in the crotch area.

"Check out that 60 year old man wearing brown neoprene waders!"
"Hobblers wear their hobbles a mite high."
"I think I'll go throw up now because I just saw a hobbler."
"I love hobblers!'

by Mr. Cacaface August 25, 2004

hooblering

When a woman's boobie is popping out of her bustier.

Janet Jackson was totally hooblering when Justin Timberlake caused the costume malfunction at Super Bowl XXXVIII.

by kdlady February 13, 2004

Hoober Gooch

Liquid between the nuts.

"Man that dudes hoober gooch just sprayed all over!"

by Branden April 13, 2005

hooblering

When a woman's breast is literally popping out of her blouse and/or dress.

Did you see Britney Spears hooblering at the Video Music Awards?

by djmatrix December 15, 2003