Honda Civic 

A car that is very dependable and obtains great gas mileage. Invest approximately $2-3000 on a turbo kit and it will obliterate cars that cost 10x as much. Known for hurting feeling and the drivers usually carry a box of tissues for victims.

Wtf, how did that honda civic just beat me in my v8. I'll just tell everyone I wasn't flooring it.

Honda Civic by Just for fidel December 25, 2016

Honda Civic 

Without a doubt the shittiest car known to man.

Lynyrd: Hey is that a Honda Civic?
Skynyrd: Yeah man.

Honda Civic by DearGodWhy April 9, 2017

Honda civic 

A honda civic is a user on reddit that always points out mobile users every time he has the chance. When somebody says "r/" but with a capital, 'R" honda civics point them out and post them on r/foundthemobileuser.

Redditor 1: "R/Woooosh"
Redditor 2: r/foundthemobileuser
Redditor 3: "Found the honda civic"

Honda civic by Spoonks May 11, 2020

honda civic 

the poor person's car. most likely you wanted an accord but it was way too expensive so you settled for a civic. but you came to realize that a civic runs like a sack of shit that was set on fire.

people who own civics are probably dumb as fuck and think having a civic is "cool" but in reality you literally drive the same car as your 98 yr old grandmother. honda civic drivers are literal scum of the earth and deserves the firing squad.

you are also probably a car enthusiast which is even more cringe than just owning a honda. imagine modding a car that is worth less nickocado avacado's onlyfans. thats embarrassing fr, if you are going to spend some money on a car that actually has some value skip honda civic and go for an actual car that doesnt drive like a steaming pile of dog shit.

also its fucking uncomfortable as fuck and people who drives are uptight assholes who have a god complex. if hitler was still alive today, he would include honda civic drivers his europe no-no list and people would be celebrating the extermination of honda civic drivers.

all-in-all, fuck honda civic drivers cause they are literally fucking dumbasses on the road.

Brendon: hey look! its a honda civic!

Literally everyone: oh my fucking god, thats literal shit on wheels.

honda civic by antihondacivicmovement #AHCM February 7, 2022

Honda Civic 

When you think you need to shit but only fart. Just like most Honda Civics you want to go but only bake loud fart noises.

Fuck, I thought I had to shit but I just sat there like a Honda Civic making a bunch of fart sounds and getting nowhere.

Honda Civic by Fahq Hoff August 14, 2024

honda civic 

A user on Reddit which replies with "r/foundthemobileuser". Not the actual Honda Civic. Good car tho.

User 0: R/somesubreddit
User 1 to User 0: r/foundthemobileuser
User 2 to User 1: r/foundthehondacivic
"honda civic"

honda civic by VladPlay December 19, 2024

Honda civic 

A micro influencer on Twitter in the Wuwa space that is known for saying some wild things causing drama on wuwatwt, with random ass teams to ragebait, SOMETIMES lore, and a yuritard

“I really like sanhsi but don’t know much about the ship”

“Ask Honda civic they’re way to invested in it”

Honda civic by Thatonesussybaka August 28, 2025