homofactual

gay facts about the straight world that just don't make sense

#1 straight friend - "there he goes again, on and on again about why not to eat at that chicken place..."

#1 homosexual male - ".. and then they give money to the Nazi party who kidnaps gypsies AND gays...."

# 2 straight friend - "uh yeah ... he's a homofactual..... let's grab some chicken and a milkshake"

#1 strsaight friend - "what an idiot.... let's get fries too"

by laslo January 28, 2013

Homofapsual

Someone who lives a straight lifestyle and by almost all means is straight but secretly masturbates to gay porn. Homofapsuals are not necessarily attracted to real men but are usually just attracted to furry/yaoi men.

"Wow, I caught a glimpse of Jim's internet history! He's a right little homofapsual!"

by Shittlebit June 9, 2014

Homofaptual

A man or woman who is a self proclaimed heterosexual, but masturbates (faps) exclusively to homosexual porn. Homofaptuals are typically homosexuals in denial, and see themselves as not gay because they do not engage in actual gay sex.

Man 1: “I’m definitely straight, but for some reason I can only get off to watching a dude take a load”
Man 2: “bro, you’re definitely a homofaptual”

by TokinSmokin October 3, 2018

homofabulon

A fabulous gay thing... Pseudo-Epi-Greek word/ definition of something that is gay AF and fabulous, ergo HOMOFABULON. First coined by Ahn tuan le in 2002 Westminster California.

Still trying to determine the grammatical construction of HOMOFABULON in speech.

by Nekojin17 December 8, 2020