holy fuck

what you say when you cum really pleasantly to the kinkiest sick porno (legal for fuck's sake) that you have ever seen

HHooooooollyyyy fuck holy fuck, holy fuck! oh, oh, yeah!

by damien666666666bc May 29, 2010

Holy Fucking Tits

When Holy Fucking Shit just won't cover it.

HOLY FUCKING TITS BATMAN!!

by ExDonnie May 17, 2010

Holy Fucking Jesus

An expression used when something cool or mind blasting happens or is seen.

Holy Fucking Jesus!, that woman isn't a woman...it's a whale!

by f00dnetw0rk June 21, 2010

Holy Fuck Ton

More that a crap ton and a shit ton. the greatest amount.

That elaphant weighs a Holy Fuck Ton more than that dog.

by 777tobi March 21, 2009

holy fucking shit

An exclamation of surprise, exasperation, indignation and wonder.

Holy fucking shit, Hillary said she's running in 2004.

by harry flashman July 8, 2003

Holy Fuck Cakes

When saying holy shit, holy fuck, or holy hell just isn't enough.

Holy fuck cakes! That guy just did a super backflip while eating pancakes!

by NattyM December 31, 2009

Holy Fucking Shit

HFS: An acronym standing for Holy Fucking Shit, mainly used for things that require more than just a "Fuck" or a "Shit."

Person 1: Bro someone left a huge dook in the toilet bowl!
Person 2: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

by Mac-role Roll May 17, 2018