holy shit

exsperion said when surpized, scared or amazed.
alos can be used to refer to shit of some religous relivance

1) A pope goes to the bathroom, this is considered holy shit.

2) Holy shit! Chuck Norris counted to infinity for a thrid time!?!

by mike!@ December 24, 2007

Holy Shit!

"Holy Shit!" is what a guy shouts when he blasts ropes of cum across a table-top while jacking off.

Holy Shit! -- I fucking shot a bucket!

by USAF Cadet December 27, 2020

Holy-shit

Holy-shit: shit from God's own ass. (Or Jesus, Allah, Vishnu etc etc) often used to exclaim surprise.

"Holy-shit!"
"what?"
"That man has a penis on his forhead!"

by Stabby3721 July 10, 2006

holy shit

what the priest said to the nun when she announced that she was Jewish!

"I have a announcement to make, I'm Jewish"
"HOLY SHIT!''

by goooomer December 18, 2004

holy shit

simply the funniest phrase ever.

lol...

...hehehe...

Holy shit!

ROFLMAOOMGLOFFLMFAO!!!!!!

by Dr. Ren_Ayanami, Ph.D January 27, 2005

holy shit

When a man gets so drunk that he cant remember what happened the night before and shits his pants... therby waking up the next morning with shit in is pantsand not knowing were it came from and assuming it was an act of god.

Dude! i woke up this morning with some holy shit in my pants!!

by # 1 raider fan February 14, 2009

holy shit

To enter a church for the sole purpose of moving one's bowels.

Sorry I'm late. Damn bean burritos! I had to stop over at St. Colin's and take a holy shit on the way over.

by Kaptain Krinkly November 15, 2009