hooman nouri

A persian dude who pours shampoo on random peoples heads and gets hella pussy .

Hooman nouri is my sandnigger

by Ggujnvghjjk June 1, 2017

homomance

A deep friendship between a gay man and a gay woman. Like a bromance, but for homos.

Did you see Adam Lambert on Ellen the other day? They are in such a homomance.

by Featherprincess March 24, 2010

hobomaster

someone who just fails at life.

"Dude your a fuckin' hobomaster."

by ZOMGITSZAK February 26, 2008

Hooman

A guy who is usually Persian and is quite nice. He tends to be a bit arrogant but is sweet at the end of the day.

Hooman is a good sport.

by Raven cloak January 2, 2018

Hobomania

When more than one hobo walks up to your car while stopped at a red light. It usually means trouble is coming.

Its a real hobomania in Houston today. You should roll up your windows for safety.

by UrbanDictionaryWizard August 12, 2011

Sexy hooman

Nayif is the literal definition of a sexy hooman

Nier:Nayif is such a sexy hooman
Nayif:why thank you

by Nayifurdad September 4, 2018

Hooman

A man with a VERY giant penis.

hey i dont think i can go to work today...i got recked by a Hooman last night

by rowfoiowrfjwo October 29, 2010