Horse Mouth 

When too much gum shows on the top row of teeth when smiling

NEIGH. that girl has major horse mouth

Horse Mouth by skyezzz September 13, 2016

Horse Tornado 

Another word for a carousel that has horses and various other rideable animals, usually found at fairs, circuses and theme parks.

Dude 1: omg look at that sick horse tornado bruv
Dude 2: it's a carousel, are you for real mate?

Horse Tornado by SophDaBest August 22, 2014

Horse Jockey's Boot 

1)Dilapidated, engorged membranous tissue forming the external covering or integument of a vagina.

2)Reflects a pliable pelt-like substance adhering to a womans loins.

1)Rumor had spread that Maria's horse jockey's boot was the largest external appendage in the Benton County Area on a female whore.

2) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the horse jockey's boot sleeps tonight...

Horse Jockey's Boot by Toosh March 21, 2008

The Horse's Name was Friday 

A phrase said in response to a question that makes no goddamn sense.

Joey: So if the train leaves Station B 15 minutes later, and the sun is 86° overhead, when will the shadows of the two trains be equal in length?
Brandon: The horse's name was Friday.

The Horse's Name was Friday by boughs.of.folly December 15, 2021

Amazing Horse

A horse that tastes like raisins.
Also has a purple winkie.

I just got some sweet lemonade from that amazing horse.

Amazing Horse by Weebl's Stuff June 28, 2010

Horse Straddler 

The dude that straddles everyones horses, pretty much a tool.

x: here cums the horse straddler!
y: hey bitch
horse straddler: hey guys! look what i got!
z: shut the fuck up and straddle the horses bitch
horse straddler: when can i join the battle? i've been straddling for years now!
x: quit yo bitchin' and get to straddlin'
y: once a horse straddler, always a horse straddler
z: GET THE FUCK BACK TO STRADDLIN'!

Horse Straddler by Pwon September 8, 2010

Horse Tooth Jackass 

Any and all buck-toothed wannabees, especially one who produces the Howard Stern Show

Gary is a Horse Tooth Jackass!

Horse Tooth Jackass by Scooter (s scott williams) January 21, 2011