Taking the hokis

To seek financial gain via political influence, spiced with romantic involvement

When quizzed by ICAC on his relationship with Gladys and if he thought it was inappropriate, McGuire responded with a chuckle and said he was simply "taking the hokis"

by #MG October 19, 2020

hoki

fishy or questionable

when someone says something questionable ... say it sounds very hoki

by thabra December 20, 2010

Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.

"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."

by The Mad Tea-Bagger December 9, 2008

hooking up

any form of getting some type of action, such as, making out, feeling things, or oral pleasure or sex between 2 people. "A hook up" is whats referred to as doing those things when your not going out with anyone

Guy:"yo, i hooked up with kristin last night!"
Guy 2:"Nice, what did you do?"
Guy1:"we only got to third"

by A jerzy boy December 6, 2003

hokie

A word made up in a cheer at Virginia Tech that as now become a word to describe A) a member of the University and sports team B) a fan of the University C) The gobbler, or mascot of Virginia Tech. In a sense a hokie has no definition, yet that hasn't stopped anyone from using the word

UVa Guy: The hokies suck!

Tech Guy: And the Cavaliers swallow!

by The One You Seek July 11, 2007

hooking up your noodles

Ghetto people adding cheese, garlic, seasoning salt, hot sauce, mayonaise, and hot dogs to their Ramen noodle soups.

"OOOooo girl she be hooking up your noodles and they so goooooddd." SNAP SNAP SNAP

by Karana Shea December 8, 2009

Hookie Jam

High School aged party thrown during school hours, usually in a house of working parents. Where teens playing "hookie" or cutting from school meet & get there drink on

Did you go to Troy's hookie jam last week? I heard it was off the hook.

by songbyrd76 January 16, 2011