habitation

A home. Introduced in 1995 by musician extraordinaire Beck.

My deadbeat brother keeps staying at my place. He needs to find himself a new habitation.

by Shanealicious December 3, 2005

squirrel hesitation

to hesitate at the site of a squirrel that might jump on you

I stopped walking because I had squirrel hesitation

by little me123 January 7, 2011

Door hesitation

That critical moment of moral dilemma when you need to decide to hold the door open for somebody who is trailing behind you...or let it go. Generally resolved if you think they saw you looking at them - so you don't look like a complete asshole letting the door close on them. Problem can be compounded if the person running for the door is a hot chick but she's miles away and you look like a fucking doorman holding it for 3 minutes until she reaches the door.

Brad held up his lunch group heading to the cafe because he decided he needed to hold the door for Jenny, the hot chick from HR, that was headed her way. Brad was suffering from door hesitation.

by Grant Rampus August 12, 2016

imitation

The most obviously form of laziness according to Bears Legend Tom Waddle

David Kaplan (imitation)

by TommyWaddleHOF June 7, 2017

the imitation phase

the phase in a relationship where the female partner knows the male so well that during a fight she imitates him

(a couple is arguing and she imitates his procrastination techniques giving a prime example of the imitation phase in the relationship)

Jim: oh really whens the last time i said that?

Jane: you ALWAYS come up with an excuse like "oh ill take out the trash after the football game"

by chunkyturk May 29, 2009

STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS

{stat – ute - uv - lim – i – tay – shuns}:
The agreement, usually nonverbal and not always legally formalized, that occurs between husband and wife shortly after (before?) marriage. It lays out his limitations. Following are some standard clauses (No, not Nicholas or Martha):

1. Football Limitation: 1 day per week
2. Guys Night Out Limitation: 1 night per month
3. Trash Detail Limitation: NONE. Husbands are always on trash detail
4. Bikini Ogling Limitation: NEVER unless it’s the wife in the bikini - Or you’re certain she’ll never find out
5. Alcohol Intake Limitation:

a. 1 glass wine daily with dinner

b. 1 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football

c. Exception: 2 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football if you

have a buddy over or the wife is feeling generous.

d. 2 large glasses expensive champagne – 1 time/year on anniversaries

According to the Statute of Limitations you can't go to the bar tonight with Fred. It's my dinner night!

by Androlian February 6, 2014

chimitation

a cheap imitation (nothing to do with mexican food)

'Dude! That girl is a complete chimitation of Pete Wentzzz!'

by maggiee December 9, 2008