Gives him something to do

-Verb/phrase
gɪvz hɪm ˈsʌmθɪŋ tu du

1. Doing something primarily and solely because you're bored and have absolutely nothing else to do.

2. Keeping yourself busy

3. An explanation to why you're doing something random,stupid, or mindlessly repetitive.

-Cousins to the popular phrase "Gives ME something to do".

-First coined by PcMasterRace on "Robert's Space Industries" but made popular by Mafioso. Soon to be meme'd and repeated by Comrade Astro.

Monroe: We throw pieces of erasers across the room and try to hit our friends then look away before they could realize who threw it.
Randy: Why TF do you guys do that?
Monroe: idk it gives us something to do

Kenny: Why on earth is kalen sitting on the floor indian style hitting his balls repeatedly with a ball-Peen hammer?
Denny: Idk I guess it gives him something to do

by AfterTheTone December 12, 2020

I am him syndrome

When you think you are him, but you infact are not.

"I am going to jump over this creek"

"Don't do it . That is way too far."

"Nah bro, I am him"
*Proceeds to fall into water*
Classic case of I am him syndrome

by Dictionary user 7354 February 17, 2024

I am him syndrome

When you think you are him, but you infact are not.

"I am going to jump over this creek"

"Don't do it . That is way too far."

"Nah bro, I am him"
*Proceeds to fall into water*
Classic case of I am him syndrome

by Dictionary user 7354 February 17, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Ripped him a second asshole

This is not solely applicable to blokes, females can also get a second asshole, so feminists eat your fucking hearts out. The phrase originated in the UK where it was usually “ripped him a second arsehole” but over time the spelling changed. The original meaning was to attack someone, usually unexpectedly, brutally and viciously so that they were completely overwhelmed and unable to defend themselves. It can also mean to criticise someone’s thoughts, ideas or lifestyle either with or without cause or justification. The usually accepted definition is that which is applied to the workplace where it means to reprimand someone so totally and effectively, that the person on th receiving end wishes they could crawl under the carpet and die. So if you have ripped him/her a second asshole you have delivered a rebuke of epic proportions.

That WOFS Malcolm has fucked up once too often so the boss called him in and ripped him a second asshole. He practically crawled out afterwards looking like he’d pissed himself and cleared his desk.

by AKACroatalin December 6, 2016

had him on skates

in basketball, when a player crosses his defender over so viciously that the defender loses his balance and appears to be a novice roller/ice skater trying to regain his balance.

oh sh*t, d-rose crossed the hell out of rondo! he had him on skates!!

by Geegz April 19, 2009

Ripped him a second asshole

This can also be ripped her a second asshole. Originally this phrase meant to attack someone with vicious and overwhelming brutality but, over time the meaning changed to become to reprimand someone so totally and effectively that it effectively destroyed them. If you have ripped him (or her) a second asshole you have administered the ultimate put down.

Jay, you know that wanker Malcolm ruined the design for the new website? Well the boss called him into his office and ten minutes later Malcolm came out, he was pale and shaking and I think he'd pissed himself! The boss sure ripped him a second asshole and on top of that he got potted!

by Croatalin December 1, 2013