High Tech Red Neck

Someone who thinks WWW stands for Wild Willing Women.

bubba: what say we git all likkered up and chase us some white wimmin?
htrn: why waste da energy? let's just stay home and cyber 'em all!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who knowz the difference between a microchip an a buffalo chip.

bubba: what'cha gonna do with all them chips?
htrn: they're great with dip!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech High

a place that lies and says they will do one thing and doesn't. Don't be fooled by the name, that is what lures the the victims in. It is a place where the student council has no power, the teachers are all te same (except different accents) and you do something called "Tai Chi", it is dreadful

Kid : Hey look I got a notice from "High Tech High"

Dad: nope your not going

Kid: But Why?

Dad: No kid of mine is going to be labeled a nerd.

by Who The Douce Are You? April 14, 2005

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who loses a $5000 laptop when it bounces off da seat and fallz out thru da rust hole in da floorboard of his pickup.

bubba: how come all da dead appliances on yr front porch have names like "honywell, ibm, and dec"?
htrn: die n00b!

by daDebil January 15, 2004

High-Tech Trekker

Refers to an individual who enjoys outdoor activities, enjoys nature and is an environmentalist. Is NOT a hippie due to their enthusiasm for new technology and is an avid consumer of anything to do with innovation, from computers to high-performance equipment.

Every-time he tries a new outdoor sport, he maxes out his credit card to get the best equipment available, talk about being a high-tech trekker"

I finally got my Macbook pro, he manages to get his hands on an I-pad before he left on his back-pack tour of Europe. Man's a high-tech trekker"

by Chichster September 28, 2010

High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose portable computer is an IBM 360 bolted in the back of hiz pick-up truck.

bubba: so how's da portable computer work?
htrn: with a really long extension cord

by daDebil January 15, 2004

high tech high

a school of technology made specifically for people that like technology, or for people who dont know what school to go to. it is only the fourth circle of hell for one who is too stupid too realize that high tech high is going to get u into college.

Hey man! i ono wat school to go to...
Go to High tech high

by Msquared April 15, 2005