Heterosectional

a person who is sexually or romantically attracted to couches

A) Did you JD Vance admitted to having sex with a couch?

B) yeah, he’s totally heterosectional

by Tbone Walkin August 9, 2024

Heterosectional

a person who is sexually or romantically attracted to couches

A) Did you JD Vance admitted to having sex with a couch?

B) yeah, he’s totally heterosectional

by Tbone Walkin August 9, 2024

heteroquestionable

Straight (arguable). Someone that makes you think "that's kinda gay" but technically speaking isn't gay.

"Fellas, is it gay to be pegged by your girl?" "IDK bro, sounds pretty heteroquestionable to me."

by wompsquared June 23, 2024

Heteroretardo

A derogatory term targeted toward mentally challenged Heterosexual people.

"God, shut up you Heteroretardo!"

by Vlad Pedophile October 31, 2025