brown hester

When he pulls out of your ass to fast and the maid has to clean up your poop

" I feel really bad that Juanita had to deal with the brown Hester me and Michelle left last night"

by Goddess baby December 26, 2017

Hetherington Shower

To bathe in deodorant or anti-perspirant, usually in the absence of any immediately available, advanced body-washing facilities.

There's banner-making to do and all sorts, so I've not got time to go to the QMU. Think I'll just take a Hetherington Shower and have done for now....

by flankspeed June 29, 2011

Devin Hestered

Devin Hester is one of the best return men in the NFL.
To be Devin Hestered means to be owned, dominated or schooled. AKA being DH'ed!

Kern just denied by that girl, he just got Devin Hestered!
Kern you just got fuckin DH'ed!

by Levak May 27, 2008

hetherskett

a person, most often a girl, who sticks her ass out in instagram photos. normally lives in hethersett but not compulsory. must attend the high school in hethersett. may talk like a chav, but must be flat for full effect to work.

“damn did you see ellie’s recent?”

“yeh she’s such a hetherskett”

by hahahahahahahahahlolwhoami April 29, 2020

hasher

A member of the worldwide "Drinking club with a running problem", the Hash House Harriers. A hasher is either a Hare or a Hound in a running event where the runner designated as the "Hare" lays trail (usually with flour) and the "Hounds" (the other runners) follow the trail. Once you have run in the hash for a period of time, all hashers are dubbed with a "hash name", or nickname.

Are you a hasher?
Sure am! Name's Jerks His Own. On! On!

by Jerks His Own August 25, 2005

devin hester

Quickly becoming one of the best returners in NFL history, with 3 punt return touchdowns and 1 blocked field goal return touchdown in his first 12 games.

"Did you see Devin Hester's punt return Sunday?"
"Yeah, #23 totally kicks ass"

by JRice80 December 6, 2006

hesper

a crazy cool mobster who is exteremely creative and is loved by many. She loves sports but may have had injuries preventing sports for a while. She has the potential to overcome anything.

A strait up homey g
Daynng shes a total hesper!!!

by theebesttevrr January 12, 2008