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Face like a half eaten hamburger

Dude! Did you see that boxer? He has a face like a half eaten hamburger!
by smurfette5 August 21, 2012
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hamburger eyes

The puff that arises in ones eye lids after a serious smoke session.
All this chibba been given me hamburger eyes.
by java monster February 25, 2008
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Back Hamburger

a Back Hamburger is when a fat person has 3 rolls of fat on thier back which makes it look like a Hamburger
Me: "Dude She has a Back hamburger"

Brad: "LOL Epic Back Hamburger"
by Moo.'Warlord February 4, 2009
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Hesburgh challenge

A University of Notre Dame tradition where you run up to the 13th floor of the Hesburgh library, stopping on each floor to drink a beer (thus, by the time you reach the 13th floor you have had 13 beers) and go into Father Hesburgh's office and shake his hand.
After doing the Hesburgh challenge, Billy had the worst hangover of his life.
by Phoxy Leprachaun March 22, 2010
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Hamburgers

Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
by Royale With Cheese July 31, 2007
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squished hamburger

Squishing your bare ass cheeks against a window (preferably an eating establishment with seating right at the window) and shitting. While shitting, you ensure the proper smearing technique is used to create a pastel effect on the window.
When I was 8, my Dad and I went to get a poutine and chili dog. On the way home he introduced me to the art of the squished hamburger on the window at Mel's Diner. I plan on passing this gift for generations to come.
by C- bass September 23, 2007
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"I'd like you to lend me some money"

Etymology is from the cartoon "Popeye", where the character Wimpy would frequently utter this phrase. He was a glutton, and would consume burgers at a ferocious rate but could rarely pay for his habit.

The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter.
I told my bank that I'd gladly 'pay them tuesday for a hamburger today' to buy that new sportscar, but they wouldn't approve me.
by Don Engel May 17, 2004
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