Hermitage

the most overpopulated school in Henrico County filled with a bunch of skanks, whores, goths, thugs, and wannabees. The freshman class of 2008 think they are better than everyone else, but they are not. You wouldn't believe the number of kids who fail each year and the number of fights we have. They think they are true "gangstas"

Freshman 1: omg he is soo hot!! We should sneak out tonight and go to that senior party down the street.
Freshman 2: Yeah they so love us, cause we are so awesome

by "cool" kids April 1, 2005

Dog Helmeting

Act of doping a dog up with muscle relaxants and laxatives, putting it on top of your shaved head, pulling down on the hind legs, and stretching out its rectum to fit on your head like a hat.

Dog Helmeting: Known among aficionados as Dög Hëlmüting

Step 1. Shave your head. If the dog is long haired, shave the dog's posterior and rectum area as well;

Step 2. Feed dog laxatives and/or muscle relaxants disguised as doggie "treats" so that the dog rectum will expand and dialate wider;

Step 3. Lube now shaven head (if laxatives were used in the previous step, excess feces may be used as well);

Step 4. Place dog on top of head, rectum covering top of head. Careful for the head may become submerged in the rectal cavity causing suffocation;

Step 5. Spin dog.
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by doughelmut March 20, 2009

Hermititis

A disease sounds like hepatitis but not to be confused. This disease originates from the hermslor or hermy. It is easily caught when people get too close to the hermslor. Beware it can lurk amongst anyone.

1.)Oh damn another one of my friends were infected with the hermititis.

2.) Hermslor is out and about watch out shes trying to infect the area with hermititis.

by Jungle Wungle April 6, 2009

hermitage

1: High School in Henrico County, VA
2: School in Virginia principaled by a one Mr. Glen Blackburn.
3: School where, as long as you have a pass, you can go anywhere and do anything you want as long as you have a pass or percieved knowledge.

Hey, even if you don't do anything in your classes at Hermitage, you can still pass with at least a B and fail your SATs.

by Student March 7, 2003

Hermitical Haiku

Words or sentences offered as prose, but often appearing as insightful poetry, by which very little effort is given to the expression of feelings and ideas, but often providing, provoking or showing creative or spiritual inspiration.

Ponder this, my Hermitical Haiku:
"That's right, your latte is ready
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it's probably shit
I can't keep them off me
Ordering coffee black
Lives matter"

by Gary Hupps August 11, 2016

peewee hermaning

Originated from the name Peewee Herman; getting caught wacking off in a public place

Dude, I'd rather went a porno so I don't get arrested for Peewee Hermaning

by Magnum May 13, 2005

Kermiting suicide

The act of committing suicide while dressed as, cosplaying or roleplaying as Kermit the Frog.

I looked across the street and saw a man Kermiting suicide.

by Yoshi_r1212 September 2, 2016