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Henry

A German or Irish name meaning "Hero" or "Ruler of the home". Henry's are some of the sweetest people once you get to know them. They are also great friends, as they stand up to those who mess with others and would gladly take a bullet for someone they love. Henry's like to mess around with others, especially if they feel close to you and they care about you deeply.

Most Henry's have a troubled past and seem to daze off at random times, reflecting on that past.
Guy: That guy is a great friend, its because he's a Henry.
by TheThornedOne November 27, 2012
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Fort Henry

A place where weird university students work in the summer, meet people they would otherwise never meet, have all kinds of drunken sex, complain alot, and become the subjects of huge amounts of ridicule by a few cool people.
Weird kid - "I loved working at Fort Henry this summer! Being in the Drums was awesome!"

Cool guy - "I still don't even know your name."
by ManOrMouse? October 26, 2010
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hooray henry

In Monty Python terms, English upper class twits - public schoolboys who turn into oiks and behave rudely, noisily and foolishly in a group at public functions rather as European players of rugby football are commonly said to comport themselves at social events. The females of the species (rarer)are Hooray Henriettas.
Prince Harry and his brother are turning into right Hooray Henrys, just like all the Windsor males.
by ziddi van der zee September 2, 2004
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John W Henry

John W Henry is the cheapskate owner of Liverpool Football Club and the Boston Red Sox. Instead of putting money into Liverpool’s team he’d rather buy himself his 50th yacht. Usually goes behind fans’ backs in search of more greed with the prime example being the European Super League, which he only backed out after being slaughtered by the fans, ex players and media.

He has divided the Liverpool fanbase to people who are FSGIN or FSGOUT. FSGIN these days consist of top red weirdos who would rather see the club fail to prove a point against people who are FSGOUT. They’re usually smelly middle aged men with no hair and no teeth, best to ignore them.

He upped ticket prices, furloughed lfc staff during the pandemic, has sold star players in the past and even tried to copyright the name Liverpool. The man has stayed here for too long and the club has outgrown him, he should sell up and stick to baseball and yachts.
LFC Fan 1: “Where’s the money John?”

LFC Fan 2: “He spent it on a new yacht.”

LFC fan 1: “Same old John W Henry, always out for greed.”
by TopRedsLoveFSG’sCum September 3, 2021
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Hardcore Henry

One of the most unique action movies ever to grace humanity in the last century.

It follows Henry, a mute cyborg who has to save his girlfriend or something from an emo dude who can fly and do crazy shit.

It is shot entirely in a first-person perspective and is a blast to watch.
Hey dude, wanna watch Hardcore Henry on YouTube, it's amazing!

Why wouldn't I? I nutted everywhere when I saw it in theaters when it came out.
by Septic38rp May 18, 2020
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what the henry

Used when one is in shock, another way of saying what the fuck. It is no doubt cooler though.
Eric: I am giving up alcohol and becoming T Total
Charlie: what the Henry!
by CharlieLovesTheSesh October 30, 2019
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henry langfart

Don't be such a Henry Langfart
by ieatass97 November 17, 2016
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