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Nordick Helmet

An evolutionary predecessor to the teabag. One is Nordick Helmetted by "allowing" (most often because of extreme intoxication) another man to place his testicles on the forehead and run his outstretched schlong down the bridge of the nose so as to achieve the classic Nordic Viking warrior helmet look.
Did you know clint is a prince in Scandinavia? Yeah, he was knighted in the traditional Nordick Helmet manner last night after bar close. Lucky guy...
by Leaf Aaricson February 2, 2009
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knight's helmet

When you rest your balls on someone's forehead, then run your shaft down the middle of their face.
Cindy was feeling vulnerable and requested the protection of the knight's helmet from Mark.
by Can you WooWooWoo?! May 8, 2022
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Helene

Helene is a really really pretty girl but she doesn't know it yet.
She looks kinda mean sometimes but if you get to know her better you'll find out that she's going to be there for you everytime you need her and that she's actually really nice, funny and sweet if she wants to be.

But if you ever going to do something that pisses her off then It's going to take a long time for her to forget it so think about it a few more times before you do something that could make her mad or something like that.
Person 1: Look there's a Helene
Person 2: She kinda looks like she's pissed af
Person 1: Oh, that's what she always looks like, she's actually really nice and funny.
by Charlotte.fnk October 6, 2019
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Hellen

A hot and attractive woman who has a spectacular smile that'll pull you in from first glance. If she falls in love with you, she truly loves you. Shes loyal, she is everything you could ever ask for. One of the hottest girls in the world, known as a "SEX DEVIL" She can do anything she puts her mind to which shows shes smart. Everyone needs a Hellen in their life because shes amazing.
by TYRONEBBC January 25, 2020
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helen

Helen is a very polite girl. Her name means the goddess of perfection. Helen herself does not believe she is perfect. Mostly sits at the corner of the classroom. Shy and quiet, she hardly talks. Many people want her as their friends but she always turn them down. Once you get to know her you will realize that she is funny, and actually very loud. She is very strong in her heart. She may not speak much but when someone says something bad to her friends, she will speak up. She is strong and brave in her heart. Gets made really easily but tends not to show it.
Girl: Helen want to join us?
H: No thank you, but thanks for asking.
Boy: You should go kill yourself
H: Hmp, Why? I love myself more than I like you.
by Enderwoman May 24, 2016
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Helmet Smashing

The act of two circumcised males banging their penises together tip to tip
Hamilton and Chubb went into the woods to do a little docking, but to their dismay neither of them had a foreskin, so instead they engaged in a spirited bout of helmet smashing.
by theHamSlice June 2, 2010
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army helmet

When your just a tip and dont have a penis just a tip.
Gary pulled down his pants after swimming and everyone saw his army helmet and laughed at him.
by HazenCory January 11, 2008
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